John is not homo for Dave. Dave is just cool in that extremely irresistible way because John is completely hetero. Het means you like chicks
Two stick people, one is leaning against a table
A gymnast about to get raped by his coach that is secretly in love with him
An aging man who has been a couch potato for all his life rejects his couch's calling and embraces his desire for dance.
couch potato decides to dance and get fit, much to the couch's dismay
oh sh1t the cops are cumming
Your friend sees your small shoe while you are both peeing behind bushes
A purple stiletto.
a purple shoe
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!