antisocial frog refuses to go to jenny's party because she's ugly
Jenny rejected
sad (presumably jewish)woman at a doorstep who looks like she was just rejected. she stands with a flower in her hand and says "okay..."
crying bitch
Sad puppy
dog crys because the rest of his body besides his head is made out of cardboard
A science fair project someone wasn't quite proud of. They hunch beside it weeping out of their backside.
strapping young lad cries at his science fair exhibit
A youngboy has created a talking purple strap-on in the science fair and crying and ashamed of what he has done.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!