a midget

A normal man with big knees

Come witness the world's largest kneecaps.

Uncle Sam addresses the State of the Union, has unbearably hairy legs.

A poor runner cannot face the fact that he will never run in another race, because his legs have turned into cacti.

Old man is handicapped because grass grows out of his legs.

An old man with grass legs is sad to be caught outside in the rain.

a man wearing minimal clothing is overcome with sadness

A guy crying because he is fat and poorly drawn.