A wizard riding a vespa.
A wizard riding a deformed horse/mantis/car hybrid
The 4th wise man can't make it to the birth of Jesus due to overdose of opium
A stoner holds a very phallic pipe while he tells an unplugged telephone that he can't make it to Big J's birthday party in the 50's.
Stoned guy calls somebody to tell them he can't make it to Big J's birthday party. The phone is unplugged and the man is unaware.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!