A junkyard on the moon
Satellite catches astronauts vandalizing the moon
Man gets impaled by the shaft of his umbrella at the beach and is casually asking for help.
A date on the beach is ruined as the man's girlfriend gets crushed by a gigantic blu-ray disc. It's so big it splattered blood everywhere.
the sea and sky spilled out people killing noodles
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!