what is life?

A man with his life in the form of a bowl of soup.

Gumby is unhappy with his bowler soup

Snow white makes a dwarf some soup. The dwarf is dipleased with the quality of, said soup

an arrow

an eggplant that has been shot by an arrow, ouch!

an eggplant says ouch when an arrow goes through it

Eggplant impaled with an arrow

Eggplant gets an... You know what, it's not funny. It never was.