You have died of dysentery.

"If my character died of dysentery on this computer game, the COMPUTER might be infected with dysentery. Better destroy it to be safe!"

A guy exterminates his computer with a flamethrower just as the cops are coming to investigate what was on there...

Turning the flamethrower from the computer, the man almost burns his friend.

The shaving hijinks of the father and his flaming son seemed inconsequential when the rampaging T-Rex revealed its master plan.

A father pleads for his son to stop igniting himself and playing with alligators on the weekends.It's just his way of expressing himself.

Billie then beats his father with a mini-sized alligator.

After the indigo square murdered his father, he knew it would only be a matter of time before the triangle police showed up.

The triangles were about to capture the purple toast, when suddenly the ground rose from above them, AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!