Jill Valentine

Stickfigure giving candy to jill

jack and jill get married

Jack and Jill just didn't work out as a couple, since Jack was homosexual

Angry wife demands to know why husband loves a sawhorse more than her.

A black man is raping a bench and a black woman is questioning his sexual orientation

man telling a woman he's waiting for the roofies to work

purple man

The Heroic adventure of PurpleMan: The man who turns the world purple