A shaman, a Rabbi, and a Catholic Priest walk into a bar. Only there's no shaman, no Rabbi, and no priest. But my father did molested me.
white man zaps to the extreme
Guy zapping from his hand.
alien using crazy light rays
A green alien with two laser guns in its tentacles and lasers shooting from its eyes saying "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING"
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!