I would most certainly hit that.

A guy showing another guy his booty. While the other guy points at that booty and is liek: "I'D HIT DAT!'

I'd hit that! Ass..ass..ass..ass. Spank it. Spank it.

Part sunglasses/part bra

A hipster seductively rubs his writhing face against the welcoming bossum of a young lady in nothing but her black 32DD bra and thong.

Nerd says what?

Nerd is infected with green plasma

A nerd with green goo all over him

a guy with big square glasses is confused about why there is green slime on his head and shoulders