my ass

The man was certainly excited about owning and riding his donkey.

man stole a dog and tries to get it moving

the stupid dog wont move! maybe because its an orange sheep?!

an orange dog refuses to move!

tom coughlin

Lerry the blue giraffe tried to snort a straw but failed and it pierced through his jaw, scarring him for life

A blue giraffe with bleeding nose.

DICKBUTT

anything that isn't a penis.