Lonely potato :(
a turd contemplating what it is doing with its life
A piece of shit (or chocolate pudding) claiming that his life is shit. If it is a piece of shit, that statement would make more sense.
His life...It's chocolate pudding...That's a pretty tasty life.
Someone likes jelly a little TOO much.
too much jelly
man trying to choose between different colored shit pieces
A man visits a TURD STORE. He is pleased with their FINE SELECTION of turds. They have "chocolate brown", "baby green", and "curry orange".
Flavored turds
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!