ObZen album cover.

Garfield is meditating. He has a Santa hat on and is trying to think of the best way to get Christmas presents.

cat who thinks about presents

kitten wants a present

Kitties who are extra bad get large lumps of coal for Christmas.

Damn it, Santa! Play more Minecraft!

Little children want Santa to play more minecraft, but LOOK OUT! CREEPERZ!!!

Tim has created a tulpa in the form of Santa. He is also high... And doesn't know about Tekkit.

A black man caught in an exploding jam factory