Wife asks husband do these pants make me look fat?

a man on a couch trying to watch tv but his gf comes and asks if what she's wearing makes her look fat.

Anemia watching porn

doodalalalala mother****er hohohoho

humpty dumpty paints himself red and wears a belt and boots with a decapitated humans head glued to the top to pass as santa claus

Hairy man wears a Santa people suit.

harry the harry human

St. Peter contemplates why he denied to know Jesus three times, then he decides "puck it, I'm pope now. That's all that matters"

Jesus walked up to a russian priest guy carrying his cross and he is not happy.