Angry -yet delicious- bacon
bacon hates you because you loved him too much
Giant sentient bacon admits to his admirer that he's been bating to him, while his admirer says "I love you so much"
Being abandoned by bacon.
A giant piece of bacon is leaving their husband of 5 years after he cheated on it with another piece of giant bacon.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!