Siting in a chair seductively waiting for you is your favorite video games character

Dio using Za Warudo while sitting on a chair.

Super Saiyan Dio Brando commits suicide.

DIO relishes the pain of death for as long as possible by stopping time over and over as he hangs. His suicide note reads "ZA Wirudo. -Dio"

D.I.O kills himself after learning his stand is useless

Angry luchador propels himself using shit at a sad sjw about to commit suicide

nacho libre punches out a feminist

a manly man bitch slap a self-hating fat hipster numale

Duke Nukem bitch slaps an average Redditor