Creepy man

I love you with all my heart.

A dead man inside a heart holding a smaller heart that is bleeding

A man holding a heart, inside a heart.

Ugly man clutches a quarter of a heart from Zelda

Retarded pizza guy. By retarded, I mean mentally disabled.

As sad as it sounds, the wheelchair pizza guy is actually FASTER than the delivery guys with cars.

Slow and steady wins the race. You know what else wins the fucking race? Going faster than your opponent.

Yay! The retarded guy won!