"I guess that's what charity's all about; getting liquored up and spanking your neighbor."

anal fisting woo!

butt punch

Man is about to get punched in the butt...I'm guessing a lawsuit will follow

A kid chases after a ball. Behind him, there's an orange guy about to punch the kid in the back.

This orange asshole doesn't like a little kid playing with a ball.

That damn kid's playin in your yard again.