Running with scissors
A bald guy walking away with a pair of scissors. THEY'RE USELESS, MOTHERF*CKER, YOU'RE BALD.
"Oh, I wish I could be a barber and cut hair."
Sleepwalking barber thinks it's working hours and is cutting dream-hair.
some cigarette
A cigarette with low self-esteem.
NO YOU DONT!!!!!!!!!
carrots have no useful benefit to society. the carrot protests.
Carrot on strike
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!