rescuing a damsel in distress
This princess needs an ass whooping.
a pimp princess
Go home princess, you are drunk
Ariel takes part in her very first spring break.
A Mermaid on MTV.
MTV (which actually stands for Mermaid Television)
porn star mermaid
Some weird bug-lobster thingamajig
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!