Goatse
not goatse its a goat
Goat defecating seen through binoculars. ...I can't believe I actually wrote that sentence.
my anus is bleeding
Sir I think you need immediate medical attention.
Frosty the snowman, beheaded (only has a head), tries to tell an old Englishman that he will be ok and asks if he has seen his feet.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!