Where your life went wrong

A youngster who killed his girlfriend because his cock is 16 inches in girth and it ripped her pelvic into pieces says oh god what hav I dun

a ginger with a huge dick fucking a chick so hard his dick explodes through her stomach

some teenagers lie on the beach and masturbate

Brian Wilson basking in the masturbatory glory of his discography of harmonies and jangly guitars

Man crying the fact he wants to be like Jeff Magnum ;_;

I LOVE YOU MAGNUM [Illegible scrawl]. Truly a mystery for modern times.