A man is making a piece of toast, when suddenly the bread comes alive and starts chasing him with a knife.
Toast doesn't want the toast to be toasted in the toaster.
Sad toast.
kawaii toast being sad
GET BACK IN THE TOASTER! DID I TELL YOU COULD SPEAK TO ME?! I'm so sorry baby, I didn't mean to get upset, let me butter up those wounds...
Old Nessie rose out of the lake to greet her people, when suddenly ninjas in speedos riding donkeys crashed the party.
Modern Pokemon
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!