The world attracts red

an old man disses all of the earth while floating in space with earth crying in the background

Hello. Mars to Earth. Stop crying, you sissy.

The planets don't get along. Everyone's ganging up on Earth, who is quite upset.

An oracular stick covered in unknown mystical runes begins to levitate on its own, giving off a pink aura.

Confused exclamation point emits pink light.

Roly Poly with detached limbs is curious.

Giant pillbug wonders where its legs have gone.