I still like the idea of Duke Nukem or Agent Ocelot being Walmart greeters. (Bless you for putting up with these chain starters.)
Walmart Greeter who doesn't know who Agent Ocelot is
Ah yes. The Hand.
a turkey hand
Mr. Turkey Hand - like the kind you made in kindergarten.
an exploding turkey that quacks
We just dont know
QUESTION!
Two punctuation marks hangin out
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!