clown from another dimension writes something about effect 2000 with a his head's appendix

An evil face. I'm scared. D:

Vampire batman has rabies. Or hasn't slept in a long time

Odd lights in the sky cause a furry wearing nothing but a bathrobe to contemplate suicide

A night sky with a small white dorsal fin in the bottom left corner.

duck contemplates the universe while gazing at a starry night.

A meteorite falling on a gay man who is being abducted by aliens in a field while a ducks swims in a nearby pond with a creepy moon.

Well, a Sea Captain/pirate is being abducted by a U.F.O Earth while the moon curses the destruction of the earth while on vacation in a pond

Time k

The letter K with something in its hand

K-Speggetie

spaghetti bolognaise

purple tree

purple dick with three balls jizzes purple vines and just generally freaks the fuck out

purple cock doing its thing

A penis spurts while playing Zelda

Once again, Link was referred to as Zelda

Zelda confused over his gender.

elf putting on make up?

A sad transvestite elf, standing below the pink rainbow, is talking on the phone with his now ex-boyfriend. He has dumped him.

Link saying "It's not me it's you..." to a rainbow with three colours, purple pink and then red in that order from bottom to top.

Its not link, its red rainbow