I don't need water! Water's for quitters!
A penguin hiding in a light bulb on top of the Empire State building
Penguin trophy
Oscar-ish statuette of a penguin labeled Twonk Of The Year 2011
golden penguin grammy award!
I don't know and I don't want to know.
A boy is horrified by what he is seeing. Fortunately, you are being spared from seeing it as well.
about to suck a dick
Its a goshdarned utility knife from switzerland, one of those with all tools in them, even a dishwasher
swiss army knife
A Swiss Army Knife Falls Apart
swiss army knife with broken corkscrew
the worst telephone
A rotary dial phone
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!