I'm Dave strider the real Dave Strider, and all you other Dave striders are just imitating, wont you make Tavros please stand up,

dave strider

blind guy crying

Blind male crying

Neo crying like a girl cuz matrix screwed his hair

noodle head sighs as a single, manly tear tumbles down his cheek

You made a tube of macaroni cry.

A pair of chopsticks loosing control of a rather slippery noodle

Chop sticks are angry. They don't want to deal with this shit.