A middle-schooler who's just discovered masturbation.
I LOVE MASTERBATING
Fapping is not an option this time, puny god
God can't masturbate. Guess one could say he's not that OmniPOTENT. GOT IT?
Jesus being a weakling. How typical.
A dude with a loincloth relaxing on a telephone pole
Man in a loincloth resting on telephone wires
dude laying on the phone line
kevin pretends he is a bird hanging out on powerlines
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!