Nic Cage as Abraham Lincoln as a vampire

abrah-ampire looking for blood

do they advertise ebay on doodleordie?

Scribble with NOPE and LOL in it

lol nope, fuck you yes

it says "dildo" but the arrow is pointing to "describe the doodle!" so I don't know what is going on...

Hmm, yes. It's called a "dildo."

Unimpressed at works water cooler.

DERK DERK

Abe lincoln, just out the shower

Abe Lincoln in the shower.

Lincoln showers