John is the fairest of maidens.
John is angry at his wife, who is sad.
this is why we can't have nice things!
A very nerdy strip of bacon talks about math.
This bacon is far more intelligent than you.
the doctor suggests a diet of bacon
A man only wants bacon.
somebody jizzed toothpaste
VFFVED
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!