gay sex is fun!
A derailed train saying "Thread Derailed"
bioware stealing your money
(more ME3 trolling) Draw an adorably quirky cartoon dragon instead- maybe give him a ballcap and pants that're big for him
dinosayer
like a sir!
Feel like a sir
Fancy man in tophat with a monocle looks fancy.
A gentleman
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!