I am the man.

Some guy pointing to a men's room sign saying 'That's me.' Well it clearly isn't because the guys white and the signs black. Hes lying :(

the dog lied?

pinocchio

Pinocchio is a real boy!

Motherfucker's a real boy now. Your shit is fucked.

poo coming out of his wiener

Angry man picks up a hairy, black, steaming ass with his overly-condiment-ed hot dog.

a person holding something and the word booty floating in midair