ET gets beat up and says hay
Man is cleaning his ear by his finger with help of portals. He put his hand in right portal and clean left ear from left portal.
a man with a come broken weights finds a bleeding man
A crying, hurt female saying "How do u come weights?" Personally, I'd bet coming weights would damage your ability to pee in future.
A woman blames the weight to come by itself, when it's obvious that she eats too much.
Typical Americunt being fat.
HECK YEAH,'MURICAHH!
fishing in a crusty piss puddle
Man fishing in a pond of.....PEE?
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!