Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you're pissing off a building
A girl is so confused her brain she shuts down and can only ask:
Because you touch yourself at night. ಠ_ಠ
I gt balls of FEEL
a man got his cock chewed
A man dropped his hotdog in front of a dog
Drops hotdog and dog eats it
elvis impersonator shouts "twat" after he drops his hotdog and his pet griffin eats it
Fat Elvis with the dad from Family Guy on a leash.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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