Skydiving platypus.
The world record was in the beaver skydiver's grasp: Longest descent without a face.
George the Beaver finally set the world record for highest freefall from space.
Unfortunately the astronaut beaver only now realizes the complications that could arise when his wooden spacecraft reenters the autmosphere.
They tested the unbreakable log against everything: Ice, fire, high-velocity impacts... Then came the ultimate test: Will it blend?
Yes, it will blend. I should know. I have the script.
A man with glasses passed the audition and got the big movie role, even though he only says three lines.
And Captain Jack strolled off to his sports car while the other students cried over their failed tests.
He got stopped by the police for reckless driving in his sports car
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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