Santa raping his elves

Daniel Bryan Cat

"daniel bryan" next to a siting cat

cat tormenting a person holding eggs

Crayola Man

Mr. Crayola never was quite the same ever since his exposure to severe radiation and red crayons...

Communist crayon looking for trouble

anarchist pencil

a number one pencil gets an anarchist tatoo, and lies to his friends about how he bubbled in a standardized test before