An empty hearse
an empty heart
heart-shaped box
Secret love-box
a large-chinned man gets a valentine from a secret love
A depressed man shoots his own foot in a fit of psychotic rage. Don't do this to yourself, kids.
Stubbing your pinky toe can make a man do irrational things
my goddamn toe is stubby
big toe, short toe. woe, woe, woe. whoa.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!