if you get this prompt i will freak

Heavy lost some of his teeth and is wearing a women's swimsuit

Heavy rocking it in a bikini while Medic drools from afar

Medic's eyes bleed at the sight of heavy in a bikini

Medic rips out both of his eyes to help him see better.

Looks like medic overdosed on some crazy drug, because his eyes are bleeding and he is screaming "YES!" in Ecstasy.

Medic's just made a great discovery but his eyes started bleeding in the process.

Medic cries tears of blood at a Robot Blueprint. The blueprint is like this: o+<

Medic, weeping tears of blood, rakes his fingers through his hair while he wonders why his master plan to thwart the Engineer went wrong.