Something small and grey has approached you! What do you do?

A man runs from a rock, but he only wants to be friends!

A man is being chased by a cute happy rock

a rock feeling average and needing somebody, then she talked to a human and now she knows shes not average, shes ugly.

someone telling paper they are pretty

Pete the paper loves his owner, green-shirted-cancer-survivor-with-black-sclera.

A person and a newspaper in love

some weird dude squatting and reading a newspaper

A man in blue reading the news.