Clean dildo
This disembodied cock shines
a turkey/chicken hybrid
Turkey is confused. It may hurt itself in its confusion.
A bird is hitting it's self over the head multiple times with a spiked bat.
dumb bird
Retarded Birds (instead of angry, they're less-than-smart)
abstract shit
Sentient chocolate ice cream melting/dying in the sunlight.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!