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A woman looks at a police lineup of five Caucasian suspects from behind a one way mirror.

"I am like, sooo positive officer!" said the small man, pointing out the man who had done such the hideous crime to him.

the officer then arrests JFK's true murderer, the creepy dagger wielding dwarf, and throws him into jail

The police office was so disgusted in fact, that he removed the knife from the evidence bag and plunged it into the killer's neck.

Oh, sorry, my letter opener seems to have gotten stuck in your neck. You really must be more careful.

Then the knife flies into the guy standing next to him.

A man witnessing a man dying from a knife penetrating his face, but doesn't seem to care for he is heartless.

Jeremy laughed as Stephen shoved the knife into his mouth. His mind powers were turning out to be quite useful. What will he do next?