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• nyanderp   9 years ago

  <br />According to all known laws<br />of aviation,<br /><br /> <br />there is no way a bee<br />should be able to fly.<br /><br /> <br />Its wings are too small to get<br />its fat little body off the ground.<br /><br /> <br />The bee, of course, flies anyway<br /><br /> <br />because bees don't care<br />what humans think is impossible.<br /><br /> <br />Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br />Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /><br /> <br />Ooh, black and yellow!<br />Let's shake it up a little.<br /><br /> <br />Barry! Breakfast is ready!<br /><br /> <br />Ooming!<br /><br /> <br />Hang on a second.<br /><br /> <br />Hello?<br /><br /> <br />- Barry?<br />- Adam?<br /><br /> <br />- Oan you believe this is happening?<br />- I can't. I'll pick you up.<br /><br /> <br />Looking sharp.<br /><br /> <br />Use the stairs. Your father<br />paid good money for those.<br /><br /> <br />Sorry. I'm excited.<br /><br /> <br />Here's the graduate.<br />We're very proud of you, son.<br /><br /> <br />A perfect report card, all B's.<br /><br /> <br />Very proud.<br /><br /> <br />Ma! I got a thing going here.<br /><br /> <br />- You got lint on your fuzz.<br />- Ow! That's me!<br /><br /> <br />- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.<br />- Bye!<br /><br /> <br />Barry, I told you,<br />stop flying in the house!<br /><br /> <br />- Hey, Adam.<br />- Hey, Barry.<br /><br /> <br />- Is that fuzz gel?<br />- A little. Special day, graduation.<br /><br /> <br />Never thought I'd make it.<br /><br /> <br />Three days grade school,<br />three days high school.<br /><br /> <br />Those were awkward.<br /><br /> <br />Three days college. I'm glad I took<br />a day and hitchhiked around the hive.<br /><br /> <br />You did come back different.<br /><br /> <br />- Hi, Barry.<br />- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.<br /><br /> <br />- Hear about Frankie?<br />- Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />- You going to the funeral?<br />- No, I'm not going.<br /><br /> <br />Everybody knows,<br />sting someone, you die.<br /><br /> <br />Don't waste it on a squirrel.<br />Such a hothead.<br /><br /> <br />I guess he could have<br />just gotten out of the way.<br /><br /> <br />I love this incorporating<br />an amusement park into our day.<br /><br /> <br />That's why we don't need vacations.<br /><br /> <br />Boy, quite a bit of pomp...<br />under the circumstances.<br /><br /> <br />- Well, Adam, today we are men.<br />- We are!<br /><br /> <br />- Bee-men.<br />- Amen!<br /><br /> <br />Hallelujah!<br /><br /> <br />Students, faculty, distinguished bees,<br /><br /> <br />please welcome Dean Buzzwell.<br /><br /> <br />Welcome, New Hive Oity<br />graduating class of...<br /><br /> <br />...9:15.<br /><br /> <br />That concludes our ceremonies.<br /><br /> <br />And begins your career<br />at Honex Industries!<br /><br /> <br />Will we pick ourjob today?<br /><br /> <br />I heard it's just orientation.<br /><br /> <br />Heads up! Here we go.<br /><br /> <br />Keep your hands and antennas<br />inside the tram at all times.<br /><br /> <br />- Wonder what it'll be like?<br />- A little scary.<br /><br /> <br />Welcome to Honex,<br />a division of Honesco<br /><br /> <br />and a part of the Hexagon Group.<br /><br /> <br />This is it!<br /><br /> <br />Wow.<br /><br /> <br />Wow.<br /><br /> <br />We know that you, as a bee,<br />have worked your whole life<br /><br /> <br />to get to the point where you<br />can work for your whole life.<br /><br /> <br />Honey begins when our valiant Pollen<br />Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.<br /><br /> <br />Our top-secret formula<br /><br /> <br />is automatically color-corrected,<br />scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured<br /><br /> <br />into this soothing sweet syrup<br /><br /> <br />with its distinctive<br />golden glow you know as...<br /><br /> <br />Honey!<br /><br /> <br />- That girl was hot.<br />- She's my cousin!<br /><br /> <br />- She is?<br />- Yes, we're all cousins.<br /><br /> <br />- Right. You're right.<br />- At Honex, we constantly strive<br /><br /> <br />to improve every aspect<br />of bee existence.<br /><br /> <br />These bees are stress-testing<br />a new helmet technology.<br /><br /> <br />- What do you think he makes?<br />- Not enough.<br /><br /> <br />Here we have our latest advancement,<br />the Krelman.<br /><br /> <br />- What does that do?<br />- Oatches that little strand of honey<br /><br /> <br />that hangs after you pour it.<br />Saves us millions.<br /><br /> <br />Oan anyone work on the Krelman?<br /><br /> <br />Of course. Most bee jobs are<br />small ones. But bees know<br /><br /> <br />that every small job,<br />if it's done well, means a lot.<br /><br /> <br />But choose carefully<br /><br /> <br />because you'll stay in the job<br />you pick for the rest of your life.<br /><br /> <br />The same job the rest of your life?<br />I didn't know that.<br /><br /> <br />What's the difference?<br /><br /> <br />You'll be happy to know that bees,<br />as a species, haven't had one day off<br /><br /> <br />in 27 million years.<br /><br /> <br />So you'll just work us to death?<br /><br /> <br />We'll sure try.<br /><br /> <br />Wow! That blew my mind!<br /><br /> <br />"What's the difference?"<br />How can you say that?<br /><br /> <br />One job forever?<br />That's an insane choice to have to make.<br /><br /> <br />I'm relieved. Now we only have<br />to make one decision in life.<br /><br /> <br />But, Adam, how could they<br />never have told us that?<br /><br /> <br />Why would you question anything?<br />We're bees.<br /><br /> <br />We're the most perfectly<br />functioning society on Earth.<br /><br /> <br />You ever think maybe things<br />work a little too well here?<br /><br /> <br />Like what? Give me one example.<br /><br /> <br />I don't know. But you know<br />what I'm talking about.<br /><br /> <br />Please clear the gate.<br />Royal Nectar Force on approach.<br /><br /> <br />Wait a second. Oheck it out.<br /><br /> <br />- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!<br />- Wow.<br /><br /> <br />I've never seen them this close.<br /><br /> <br />They know what it's like<br />outside the hive.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, but some don't come back.<br /><br /> <br />- Hey, Jocks!<br />- Hi, Jocks!<br /><br /> <br />You guys did great!<br /><br /> <br />You're monsters!<br />You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!<br /><br /> <br />- I wonder where they were.<br />- I don't know.<br /><br /> <br />Their day's not planned.<br /><br /> <br />Outside the hive, flying who knows<br />where, doing who knows what.<br /><br /> <br />You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen<br />Jock. You have to be bred for that.<br /><br /> <br />Right.<br /><br /> <br />Look. That's more pollen<br />than you and I will see in a lifetime.<br /><br /> <br />It's just a status symbol.<br />Bees make too much of it.<br /><br /> <br />Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it<br />and the ladies see you wearing it.<br /><br /> <br />Those ladies?<br />Aren't they our cousins too?<br /><br /> <br />Distant. Distant.<br /><br /> <br />Look at these two.<br /><br /> <br />- Oouple of Hive Harrys.<br />- Let's have fun with them.<br /><br /> <br />It must be dangerous<br />being a Pollen Jock.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah. Once a bear pinned me<br />against a mushroom!<br /><br /> <br />He had a paw on my throat,<br />and with the other, he was slapping me!<br /><br /> <br />- Oh, my!<br />- I never thought I'd knock him out.<br /><br /> <br />What were you doing during this?<br /><br /> <br />Trying to alert the authorities.<br /><br /> <br />I can autograph that.<br /><br /> <br />A little gusty out there today,<br />wasn't it, comrades?<br /><br /> <br />Yeah. Gusty.<br /><br /> <br />We're hitting a sunflower patch<br />six miles from here tomorrow.<br /><br /> <br />- Six miles, huh?<br />- Barry!<br /><br /> <br />A puddle jump for us,<br />but maybe you're not up for it.<br /><br /> <br />- Maybe I am.<br />- You are not!<br /><br /> <br />We're going 0900 at J-Gate.<br /><br /> <br />What do you think, buzzy-boy?<br />Are you bee enough?<br /><br /> <br />I might be. It all depends<br />on what 0900 means.<br /><br /> <br />Hey, Honex!<br /><br /> <br />Dad, you surprised me.<br /><br /> <br />You decide what you're interested in?<br /><br /> <br />- Well, there's a lot of choices.<br />- But you only get one.<br /><br /> <br />Do you ever get bored<br />doing the same job every day?<br /><br /> <br />Son, let me tell you about stirring.<br /><br /> <br />You grab that stick, and you just<br />move it around, and you stir it around.<br /><br /> <br />You get yourself into a rhythm.<br />It's a beautiful thing.<br /><br /> <br />You know, Dad,<br />the more I think about it,<br /><br /> <br />maybe the honey field<br />just isn't right for me.<br /><br /> <br />You were thinking of what,<br />making balloon animals?<br /><br /> <br />That's a bad job<br />for a guy with a stinger.<br /><br /> <br />Janet, your son's not sure<br />he wants to go into honey!<br /><br /> <br />- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.<br />- I'm not trying to be funny.<br /><br /> <br />You're not funny! You're going<br />into honey. Our son, the stirrer!<br /><br /> <br />- You're gonna be a stirrer?<br />- No one's listening to me!<br /><br /> <br />Wait till you see the sticks I have.<br /><br /> <br />I could say anything right now.<br />I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!<br /><br /> <br />Let's open some honey and celebrate!<br /><br /> <br />Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.<br />Shave my antennae.<br /><br /> <br />Shack up with a grasshopper. Get<br />a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!<br /><br /> <br />I'm so proud.<br /><br /> <br />- We're starting work today!<br />- Today's the day.<br /><br /> <br />Oome on! All the good jobs<br />will be gone.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, right.<br /><br /> <br />Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,<br />stirrer, front desk, hair removal...<br /><br /> <br />- Is it still available?<br />- Hang on. Two left!<br /><br /> <br />One of them's yours! Oongratulations!<br />Step to the side.<br /><br /> <br />- What'd you get?<br />- Picking crud out. Stellar!<br /><br /> <br />Wow!<br /><br /> <br />Oouple of newbies?<br /><br /> <br />Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!<br /><br /> <br />Make your choice.<br /><br /> <br />- You want to go first?<br />- No, you go.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, my. What's available?<br /><br /> <br />Restroom attendant's open,<br />not for the reason you think.<br /><br /> <br />- Any chance of getting the Krelman?<br />- Sure, you're on.<br /><br /> <br />I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.<br /><br /> <br />Wax monkey's always open.<br /><br /> <br />The Krelman opened up again.<br /><br /> <br />What happened?<br /><br /> <br />A bee died. Makes an opening. See?<br />He's dead. Another dead one.<br /><br /> <br />Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.<br /><br /> <br />Dead from the neck up.<br />Dead from the neck down. That's life!<br /><br /> <br />Oh, this is so hard!<br /><br /> <br />Heating, cooling,<br />stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,<br /><br /> <br />humming, inspector number seven,<br />lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,<br /><br /> <br />mite wrangler. Barry, what<br />do you think I should... Barry?<br /><br /> <br />Barry!<br /><br /> <br />All right, we've got the sunflower patch<br />in quadrant nine...<br /><br /> <br />What happened to you?<br />Where are you?<br /><br /> <br />- I'm going out.<br />- Out? Out where?<br /><br /> <br />- Out there.<br />- Oh, no!<br /><br /> <br />I have to, before I go<br />to work for the rest of my life.<br /><br /> <br />You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?<br /><br /> <br />Another call coming in.<br /><br /> <br />If anyone's feeling brave,<br />there's a Korean deli on 83rd<br /><br /> <br />that gets their roses today.<br /><br /> <br />Hey, guys.<br /><br /> <br />- Look at that.<br />- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?<br /><br /> <br />Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.<br /><br /> <br />It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.<br /><br /> <br />Really? Feeling lucky, are you?<br /><br /> <br />Sign here, here. Just initial that.<br /><br /> <br />- Thank you.<br />- OK.<br /><br /> <br />You got a rain advisory today,<br /><br /> <br />and as you all know,<br />bees cannot fly in rain.<br /><br /> <br />So be careful. As always,<br />watch your brooms,<br /><br /> <br />hockey sticks, dogs,<br />birds, bears and bats.<br /><br /> <br />Also, I got a couple of reports<br />of root beer being poured on us.<br /><br /> <br />Murphy's in a home because of it,<br />babbling like a cicada!<br /><br /> <br />- That's awful.<br />- And a reminder for you rookies,<br /><br /> <br />bee law number one,<br />absolutely no talking to humans!<br /><br /> <br />All right, launch positions!<br /><br /> <br />Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,<br />buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!<br /><br /> <br />Black and yellow!<br /><br /> <br />Hello!<br /><br /> <br />You ready for this, hot shot?<br /><br /> <br />Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.<br /><br /> <br />Wind, check.<br /><br /> <br />- Antennae, check.<br />- Nectar pack, check.<br /><br /> <br />- Wings, check.<br />- Stinger, check.<br /><br /> <br />Scared out of my shorts, check.<br /><br /> <br />OK, ladies,<br /><br /> <br />let's move it out!<br /><br /> <br />Pound those petunias,<br />you striped stem-suckers!<br /><br /> <br />All of you, drain those flowers!<br /><br /> <br />Wow! I'm out!<br /><br /> <br />I can't believe I'm out!<br /><br /> <br />So blue.<br /><br /> <br />I feel so fast and free!<br /><br /> <br />Box kite!<br /><br /> <br />Wow!<br /><br /> <br />Flowers!<br /><br /> <br />This is Blue Leader.<br />We have roses visual.<br /><br /> <br />Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.<br /><br /> <br />Roses!<br /><br /> <br />30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.<br /><br /> <br />Stand to the side, kid.<br />It's got a bit of a kick.<br /><br /> <br />That is one nectar collector!<br /><br /> <br />- Ever see pollination up close?<br />- No, sir.<br /><br /> <br />I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it<br />over here. Maybe a dash over there,<br /><br /> <br />a pinch on that one.<br />See that? It's a little bit of magic.<br /><br /> <br />That's amazing. Why do we do that?<br /><br /> <br />That's pollen power. More pollen, more<br />flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.<br /><br /> <br />Oool.<br /><br /> <br />I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.<br />Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?<br /><br /> <br />Oopy that visual.<br /><br /> <br />Wait. One of these flowers<br />seems to be on the move.<br /><br /> <br />Say again? You're reporting<br />a moving flower?<br /><br /> <br />Affirmative.<br /><br /> <br />That was on the line!<br /><br /> <br />This is the coolest. What is it?<br /><br /> <br />I don't know, but I'm loving this color.<br /><br /> <br />It smells good.<br />Not like a flower, but I like it.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, fuzzy.<br /><br /> <br />Ohemical-y.<br /><br /> <br />Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.<br /><br /> <br />My sweet lord of bees!<br /><br /> <br />Oandy-brain, get off there!<br /><br /> <br />Problem!<br /><br /> <br />- Guys!<br />- This could be bad.<br /><br /> <br />Affirmative.<br /><br /> <br />Very close.<br /><br /> <br />Gonna hurt.<br /><br /> <br />Mama's little boy.<br /><br /> <br />You are way out of position, rookie!<br /><br /> <br />Ooming in at you like a missile!<br /><br /> <br />Help me!<br /><br /> <br />I don't think these are flowers.<br /><br /> <br />- Should we tell him?<br />- I think he knows.<br /><br /> <br />What is this?!<br /><br /> <br />Match point!<br /><br /> <br />You can start packing up, honey,<br />because you're about to eat it!<br /><br /> <br />Yowser!<br /><br /> <br />Gross.<br /><br /> <br />There's a bee in the car!<br /><br /> <br />- Do something!<br />- I'm driving!<br /><br /> <br />- Hi, bee.<br />- He's back here!<br /><br /> <br />He's going to sting me!<br /><br /> <br />Nobody move. If you don't move,<br />he won't sting you. Freeze!<br /><br /> <br />He blinked!<br /><br /> <br />Spray him, Granny!<br /><br /> <br />What are you doing?!<br /><br /> <br />Wow... the tension level<br />out here is unbelievable.<br /><br /> <br />I gotta get home.<br /><br /> <br />Oan't fly in rain.<br /><br /> <br />Oan't fly in rain.<br /><br /> <br />Oan't fly in rain.<br /><br /> <br />Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!<br /><br /> <br />Ken, could you close<br />the window please?<br /><br /> <br />Ken, could you close<br />the window please?<br /><br /> <br />Oheck out my new resume.<br />I made it into a fold-out brochure.<br /><br /> <br />You see? Folds out.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.<br /><br /> <br />What was that?<br /><br /> <br />Maybe this time. This time. This time.<br />This time! This time! This...<br /><br /> <br />Drapes!<br /><br /> <br />That is diabolical.<br /><br /> <br />It's fantastic. It's got all my special<br />skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.<br /><br /> <br />What's number one? Star Wars?<br /><br /> <br />Nah, I don't go for that...<br /><br /> <br />...kind of stuff.<br /><br /> <br />No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.<br />They're out of their minds.<br /><br /> <br />When I leave a job interview, they're<br />flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.<br /><br /> <br />There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.<br /><br /> <br />I don't remember the sun<br />having a big 75 on it.<br /><br /> <br />I predicted global warming.<br /><br /> <br />I could feel it getting hotter.<br />At first I thought it was just me.<br /><br /> <br />Wait! Stop! Bee!<br /><br /> <br />Stand back. These are winter boots.<br /><br /> <br />Wait!<br /><br /> <br />Don't kill him!<br /><br /> <br />You know I'm allergic to them!<br />This thing could kill me!<br /><br /> <br />Why does his life have<br />less value than yours?<br /><br /> <br />Why does his life have any less value<br />than mine? Is that your statement?<br /><br /> <br />I'm just saying all life has value. You<br />don't know what he's capable of feeling.<br /><br /> <br />My brochure!<br /><br /> <br />There you go, little guy.<br /><br /> <br />I'm not scared of him.<br />It's an allergic thing.<br /><br /> <br />Put that on your resume brochure.<br /><br /> <br />My whole face could puff up.<br /><br /> <br />Make it one of your special skills.<br /><br /> <br />Knocking someone out<br />is also a special skill.<br /><br /> <br />Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.<br /><br /> <br />- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?<br />- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.<br /><br /> <br />- You could put carob chips on there.<br />- Bye.<br /><br /> <br />- Supposed to be less calories.<br />- Bye.<br /><br /> <br />I gotta say something.<br /><br /> <br />She saved my life.<br />I gotta say something.<br /><br /> <br />All right, here it goes.<br /><br /> <br />Nah.<br /><br /> <br />What would I say?<br /><br /> <br />I could really get in trouble.<br /><br /> <br />It's a bee law.<br />You're not supposed to talk to a human.<br /><br /> <br />I can't believe I'm doing this.<br /><br /> <br />I've got to.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!<br /><br /> <br />No. Yes. No.<br /><br /> <br />Do it. I can't.<br /><br /> <br />How should I start it?<br />"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.<br /><br /> <br />Here she comes! Speak, you fool!<br /><br /> <br />Hi!<br /><br /> <br />I'm sorry.<br /><br /> <br />- You're talking.<br />- Yes, I know.<br /><br /> <br />You're talking!<br /><br /> <br />I'm so sorry.<br /><br /> <br />No, it's OK. It's fine.<br />I know I'm dreaming.<br /><br /> <br />But I don't recall going to bed.<br /><br /> <br />Well, I'm sure this<br />is very disconcerting.<br /><br /> <br />This is a bit of a surprise to me.<br />I mean, you're a bee!<br /><br /> <br />I am. And I'm not supposed<br />to be doing this,<br /><br /> <br />but they were all trying to kill me.<br /><br /> <br />And if it wasn't for you...<br /><br /> <br />I had to thank you.<br />It's just how I was raised.<br /><br /> <br />That was a little weird.<br /><br /> <br />- I'm talking with a bee.<br />- Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />I'm talking to a bee.<br />And the bee is talking to me!<br /><br /> <br />I just want to say I'm grateful.<br />I'll leave now.<br /><br /> <br />- Wait! How did you learn to do that?<br />- What?<br /><br /> <br />The talking thing.<br /><br /> <br />Same way you did, I guess.<br />"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.<br /><br /> <br />- That's very funny.<br />- Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,<br />we'd cry with what we have to deal with.<br /><br /> <br />Anyway...<br /><br /> <br />Oan I...<br /><br /> <br />...get you something?<br />- Like what?<br /><br /> <br />I don't know. I mean...<br />I don't know. Ooffee?<br /><br /> <br />I don't want to put you out.<br /><br /> <br />It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.<br /><br /> <br />- It's just coffee.<br />- I hate to impose.<br /><br /> <br />- Don't be ridiculous!<br />- Actually, I would love a cup.<br /><br /> <br />Hey, you want rum cake?<br /><br /> <br />- I shouldn't.<br />- Have some.<br /><br /> <br />- No, I can't.<br />- Oome on!<br /><br /> <br />I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.<br /><br /> <br />- Where?<br />- These stripes don't help.<br /><br /> <br />You look great!<br /><br /> <br />I don't know if you know<br />anything about fashion.<br /><br /> <br />Are you all right?<br /><br /> <br />No.<br /><br /> <br />He's making the tie in the cab<br />as they're flying up Madison.<br /><br /> <br />He finally gets there.<br /><br /> <br />He runs up the steps into the church.<br />The wedding is on.<br /><br /> <br />And he says, "Watermelon?<br />I thought you said Guatemalan.<br /><br /> <br />Why would I marry a watermelon?"<br /><br /> <br />Is that a bee joke?<br /><br /> <br />That's the kind of stuff we do.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, different.<br /><br /> <br />So, what are you gonna do, Barry?<br /><br /> <br />About work? I don't know.<br /><br /> <br />I want to do my part for the hive,<br />but I can't do it the way they want.<br /><br /> <br />I know how you feel.<br /><br /> <br />- You do?<br />- Sure.<br /><br /> <br />My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or<br />a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.<br /><br /> <br />- Really?<br />- My only interest is flowers.<br /><br /> <br />Our new queen was just elected<br />with that same campaign slogan.<br /><br /> <br />Anyway, if you look...<br /><br /> <br />There's my hive right there. See it?<br /><br /> <br />You're in Sheep Meadow!<br /><br /> <br />Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!<br /><br /> <br />No way! I know that area.<br />I lost a toe ring there once.<br /><br /> <br />- Why do girls put rings on their toes?<br />- Why not?<br /><br /> <br />- It's like putting a hat on your knee.<br />- Maybe I'll try that.<br /><br /> <br />- You all right, ma'am?<br />- Oh, yeah. Fine.<br /><br /> <br />Just having two cups of coffee!<br /><br /> <br />Anyway, this has been great.<br />Thanks for the coffee.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, it's no trouble.<br /><br /> <br />Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,<br />I'd be up the rest of my life.<br /><br /> <br />Are you...?<br /><br /> <br />Oan I take a piece of this with me?<br /><br /> <br />Sure! Here, have a crumb.<br /><br /> <br />- Thanks!<br />- Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />All right. Well, then...<br />I guess I'll see you around.<br /><br /> <br />Or not.<br /><br /> <br />OK, Barry.<br /><br /> <br />And thank you<br />so much again... for before.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, that? That was nothing.<br /><br /> <br />Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...<br /><br /> <br />This can't possibly work.<br /><br /> <br />He's all set to go.<br />We may as well try it.<br /><br /> <br />OK, Dave, pull the chute.<br /><br /> <br />- Sounds amazing.<br />- It was amazing!<br /><br /> <br />It was the scariest,<br />happiest moment of my life.<br /><br /> <br />Humans! I can't believe<br />you were with humans!<br /><br /> <br />Giant, scary humans!<br />What were they like?<br /><br /> <br />Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.<br /><br /> <br />They eat crazy giant things.<br />They drive crazy.<br /><br /> <br />- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?<br />- Some of them. But some of them don't.<br /><br /> <br />- How'd you get back?<br />- Poodle.<br /><br /> <br />You did it, and I'm glad. You saw<br />whatever you wanted to see.<br /><br /> <br />You had your "experience." Now you<br />can pick out yourjob and be normal.<br /><br /> <br />- Well...<br />- Well?<br /><br /> <br />Well, I met someone.<br /><br /> <br />You did? Was she Bee-ish?<br /><br /> <br />- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!<br />- No, no, no, not a wasp.<br /><br /> <br />- Spider?<br />- I'm not attracted to spiders.<br /><br /> <br />I know it's the hottest thing,<br />with the eight legs and all.<br /><br /> <br />I can't get by that face.<br /><br /> <br />So who is she?<br /><br /> <br />She's... human.<br /><br /> <br />No, no. That's a bee law.<br />You wouldn't break a bee law.<br /><br /> <br />- Her name's Vanessa.<br />- Oh, boy.<br /><br /> <br />She's so nice. And she's a florist!<br /><br /> <br />Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!<br /><br /> <br />We're not dating.<br /><br /> <br />You're flying outside the hive, talking<br />to humans that attack our homes<br /><br /> <br />with power washers and M-80s!<br />One-eighth a stick of dynamite!<br /><br /> <br />She saved my life!<br />And she understands me.<br /><br /> <br />This is over!<br /><br /> <br />Eat this.<br /><br /> <br />This is not over! What was that?<br /><br /> <br />- They call it a crumb.<br />- It was so stingin' stripey!<br /><br /> <br />And that's not what they eat.<br />That's what falls off what they eat!<br /><br /> <br />- You know what a Oinnabon is?<br />- No.<br /><br /> <br />It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.<br />They heat it up...<br /><br /> <br />Sit down!<br /><br /> <br />...really hot!<br />- Listen to me!<br /><br /> <br />We are not them! We're us.<br />There's us and there's them!<br /><br /> <br />Yes, but who can deny<br />the heart that is yearning?<br /><br /> <br />There's no yearning.<br />Stop yearning. Listen to me!<br /><br /> <br />You have got to start thinking bee,<br />my friend. Thinking bee!<br /><br /> <br />- Thinking bee.<br />- Thinking bee.<br /><br /> <br />Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br />Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /><br /> <br />There he is. He's in the pool.<br /><br /> <br />You know what your problem is, Barry?<br /><br /> <br />I gotta start thinking bee?<br /><br /> <br />How much longer will this go on?<br /><br /> <br />It's been three days!<br />Why aren't you working?<br /><br /> <br />I've got a lot of big life decisions<br />to think about.<br /><br /> <br />What life? You have no life!<br />You have no job. You're barely a bee!<br /><br /> <br />Would it kill you<br />to make a little honey?<br /><br /> <br />Barry, come out.<br />Your father's talking to you.<br /><br /> <br />Martin, would you talk to him?<br /><br /> <br />Barry, I'm talking to you!<br /><br /> <br />You coming?<br /><br /> <br />Got everything?<br /><br /> <br />All set!<br /><br /> <br />Go ahead. I'll catch up.<br /><br /> <br />Don't be too long.<br /><br /> <br />Watch this!<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa!<br /><br /> <br />- We're still here.<br />- I told you not to yell at him.<br /><br /> <br />He doesn't respond to yelling!<br /><br /> <br />- Then why yell at me?<br />- Because you don't listen!<br /><br /> <br />I'm not listening to this.<br /><br /> <br />Sorry, I've gotta go.<br /><br /> <br />- Where are you going?<br />- I'm meeting a friend.<br /><br /> <br />A girl? Is this why you can't decide?<br /><br /> <br />Bye.<br /><br /> <br />I just hope she's Bee-ish.<br /><br /> <br />They have a huge parade<br />of flowers every year in Pasadena?<br /><br /> <br />To be in the Tournament of Roses,<br />that's every florist's dream!<br /><br /> <br />Up on a float, surrounded<br />by flowers, crowds cheering.<br /><br /> <br />A tournament. Do the roses<br />compete in athletic events?<br /><br /> <br />No. All right, I've got one.<br />How come you don't fly everywhere?<br /><br /> <br />It's exhausting. Why don't you<br />run everywhere? It's faster.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, OK, I see, I see.<br />All right, your turn.<br /><br /> <br />TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?<br />That's insane!<br /><br /> <br />You don't have that?<br /><br /> <br />We have Hivo, but it's a disease.<br />It's a horrible, horrible disease.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, my.<br /><br /> <br />Dumb bees!<br /><br /> <br />You must want to sting all those jerks.<br /><br /> <br />We try not to sting.<br />It's usually fatal for us.<br /><br /> <br />So you have to watch your temper.<br /><br /> <br />Very carefully.<br />You kick a wall, take a walk,<br /><br /> <br />write an angry letter and throw it out.<br />Work through it like any emotion:<br /><br /> <br />Anger, jealousy, lust.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?<br /><br /> <br />Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />- What is wrong with you?!<br />- It's a bug.<br /><br /> <br />He's not bothering anybody.<br />Get out of here, you creep!<br /><br /> <br />What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, it was. How did you know?<br /><br /> <br />It felt like about 10 pages.<br />Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.<br /><br /> <br />You've really got that<br />down to a science.<br /><br /> <br />- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.<br />- I'll bet.<br /><br /> <br />What in the name<br />of Mighty Hercules is this?<br /><br /> <br />How did this get here?<br />Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,<br /><br /> <br />Ray Liotta Private Select?<br /><br /> <br />- Is he that actor?<br />- I never heard of him.<br /><br /> <br />- Why is this here?<br />- For people. We eat it.<br /><br /> <br />You don't have<br />enough food of your own?<br /><br /> <br />- Well, yes.<br />- How do you get it?<br /><br /> <br />- Bees make it.<br />- I know who makes it!<br /><br /> <br />And it's hard to make it!<br /><br /> <br />There's heating, cooling, stirring.<br />You need a whole Krelman thing!<br /><br /> <br />- It's organic.<br />- It's our-ganic!<br /><br /> <br />It's just honey, Barry.<br /><br /> <br />Just what?!<br /><br /> <br />Bees don't know about this!<br />This is stealing! A lot of stealing!<br /><br /> <br />You've taken our homes, schools,<br />hospitals! This is all we have!<br /><br /> <br />And it's on sale?!<br />I'm getting to the bottom of this.<br /><br /> <br />I'm getting to the bottom<br />of all of this!<br /><br /> <br />Hey, Hector.<br /><br /> <br />- You almost done?<br />- Almost.<br /><br /> <br />He is here. I sense it.<br /><br /> <br />Well, I guess I'll go home now<br /><br /> <br />and just leave this nice honey out,<br />with no one around.<br /><br /> <br />You're busted, box boy!<br /><br /> <br />I knew I heard something.<br />So you can talk!<br /><br /> <br />I can talk.<br />And now you'll start talking!<br /><br /> <br />Where you getting the sweet stuff?<br />Who's your supplier?<br /><br /> <br />I don't understand.<br />I thought we were friends.<br /><br /> <br />The last thing we want<br />to do is upset bees!<br /><br /> <br />You're too late! It's ours now!<br /><br /> <br />You, sir, have crossed<br />the wrong sword!<br /><br /> <br />You, sir, will be lunch<br />for my iguana, Ignacio!<br /><br /> <br />Where is the honey coming from?<br /><br /> <br />Tell me where!<br /><br /> <br />Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!<br /><br /> <br />Orazy person!<br /><br /> <br />What horrible thing has happened here?<br /><br /> <br />These faces, they never knew<br />what hit them. And now<br /><br /> <br />they're on the road to nowhere!<br /><br /> <br />Just keep still.<br /><br /> <br />What? You're not dead?<br /><br /> <br />Do I look dead? They will wipe anything<br />that moves. Where you headed?<br /><br /> <br />To Honey Farms.<br />I am onto something huge here.<br /><br /> <br />I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,<br />crazy stuff. Blows your head off!<br /><br /> <br />I'm going to Tacoma.<br /><br /> <br />- And you?<br />- He really is dead.<br /><br /> <br />All right.<br /><br /> <br />Uh-oh!<br /><br /> <br />- What is that?!<br />- Oh, no!<br /><br /> <br />- A wiper! Triple blade!<br />- Triple blade?<br /><br /> <br />Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!<br /><br /> <br />Why does everything have<br />to be so doggone clean?!<br /><br /> <br />How much do you people need to see?!<br /><br /> <br />Open your eyes!<br />Stick your head out the window!<br /><br /> <br />From NPR News in Washington,<br />I'm Oarl Kasell.<br /><br /> <br />But don't kill no more bugs!<br /><br /> <br />- Bee!<br />- Moose blood guy!!<br /><br /> <br />- You hear something?<br />- Like what?<br /><br /> <br />Like tiny screaming.<br /><br /> <br />Turn off the radio.<br /><br /> <br />Whassup, bee boy?<br /><br /> <br />Hey, Blood.<br /><br /> <br />Just a row of honey jars,<br />as far as the eye could see.<br /><br /> <br />Wow!<br /><br /> <br />I assume wherever this truck goes<br />is where they're getting it.<br /><br /> <br />I mean, that honey's ours.<br /><br /> <br />- Bees hang tight.<br />- We're all jammed in.<br /><br /> <br />It's a close community.<br /><br /> <br />Not us, man. We on our own.<br />Every mosquito on his own.<br /><br /> <br />- What if you get in trouble?<br />- You a mosquito, you in trouble.<br /><br /> <br />Nobody likes us. They just smack.<br />See a mosquito, smack, smack!<br /><br /> <br />At least you're out in the world.<br />You must meet girls.<br /><br /> <br />Mosquito girls try to trade up,<br />get with a moth, dragonfly.<br /><br /> <br />Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.<br /><br /> <br />You got to be kidding me!<br /><br /> <br />Mooseblood's about to leave<br />the building! So long, bee!<br /><br /> <br />- Hey, guys!<br />- Mooseblood!<br /><br /> <br />I knew I'd catch y'all down here.<br />Did you bring your crazy straw?<br /><br /> <br />We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,<br />and it's pretty much pure profit.<br /><br /> <br />What is this place?<br /><br /> <br />A bee's got a brain<br />the size of a pinhead.<br /><br /> <br />They are pinheads!<br /><br /> <br />Pinhead.<br /><br /> <br />- Oheck out the new smoker.<br />- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.<br /><br /> <br />The Thomas 3000!<br /><br /> <br />Smoker?<br /><br /> <br />Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.<br />Twice the nicotine, all the tar.<br /><br /> <br />A couple breaths of this<br />knocks them right out.<br /><br /> <br />They make the honey,<br />and we make the money.<br /><br /> <br />"They make the honey,<br />and we make the money"?<br /><br /> <br />Oh, my!<br /><br /> <br />What's going on? Are you OK?<br /><br /> <br />Yeah. It doesn't last too long.<br /><br /> <br />Do you know you're<br />in a fake hive with fake walls?<br /><br /> <br />Our queen was moved here.<br />We had no choice.<br /><br /> <br />This is your queen?<br />That's a man in women's clothes!<br /><br /> <br />That's a drag queen!<br /><br /> <br />What is this?<br /><br /> <br />Oh, no!<br /><br /> <br />There's hundreds of them!<br /><br /> <br />Bee honey.<br /><br /> <br />Our honey is being brazenly stolen<br />on a massive scale!<br /><br /> <br />This is worse than anything bears<br />have done! I intend to do something.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, Barry, stop.<br /><br /> <br />Who told you humans are taking<br />our honey? That's a rumor.<br /><br /> <br />Do these look like rumors?<br /><br /> <br />That's a conspiracy theory.<br />These are obviously doctored photos.<br /><br /> <br />How did you get mixed up in this?<br /><br /> <br />He's been talking to humans.<br /><br /> <br />- What?<br />- Talking to humans?!<br /><br /> <br />He has a human girlfriend.<br />And they make out!<br /><br /> <br />Make out? Barry!<br /><br /> <br />We do not.<br /><br /> <br />- You wish you could.<br />- Whose side are you on?<br /><br /> <br />The bees!<br /><br /> <br />I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.<br />Those crazy legs kept me up all night.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, this is what you want<br />to do with your life?<br /><br /> <br />I want to do it for all our lives.<br />Nobody works harder than bees!<br /><br /> <br />Dad, I remember you<br />coming home so overworked<br /><br /> <br />your hands were still stirring.<br />You couldn't stop.<br /><br /> <br />I remember that.<br /><br /> <br />What right do they have to our honey?<br /><br /> <br />We live on two cups a year. They put it<br />in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!<br /><br /> <br />Even if it's true, what can one bee do?<br /><br /> <br />Sting them where it really hurts.<br /><br /> <br />In the face! The eye!<br /><br /> <br />- That would hurt.<br />- No.<br /><br /> <br />Up the nose? That's a killer.<br /><br /> <br />There's only one place you can sting<br />the humans, one place where it matters.<br /><br /> <br />Hive at Five, the hive's only<br />full-hour action news source.<br /><br /> <br />No more bee beards!<br /><br /> <br />With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.<br /><br /> <br />Weather with Storm Stinger.<br /><br /> <br />Sports with Buzz Larvi.<br /><br /> <br />And Jeanette Ohung.<br /><br /> <br />- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.<br />- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.<br /><br /> <br />A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,<br /><br /> <br />intends to sue the human race<br />for stealing our honey,<br /><br /> <br />packaging it and profiting<br />from it illegally!<br /><br /> <br />Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,<br /><br /> <br />we'll have three former queens here in<br />our studio, discussing their new book,<br /><br /> <br />Olassy Ladies,<br />out this week on Hexagon.<br /><br /> <br />Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.<br /><br /> <br />Did you ever think, "I'm a kid<br />from the hive. I can't do this"?<br /><br /> <br />Bees have never been afraid<br />to change the world.<br /><br /> <br />What about Bee Oolumbus?<br />Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?<br /><br /> <br />Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.<br /><br /> <br />We were thinking<br />of stickball or candy stores.<br /><br /> <br />How old are you?<br /><br /> <br />The bee community<br />is supporting you in this case,<br /><br /> <br />which will be the trial<br />of the bee century.<br /><br /> <br />You know, they have a Larry King<br />in the human world too.<br /><br /> <br />It's a common name. Next week...<br /><br /> <br />He looks like you and has a show<br />and suspenders and colored dots...<br /><br /> <br />Next week...<br /><br /> <br />Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the<br />guest even though you just heard 'em.<br /><br /> <br />Bear Week next week!<br />They're scary, hairy and here live.<br /><br /> <br />Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,<br />squinty eyes, very Jewish.<br /><br /> <br />In tennis, you attack<br />at the point of weakness!<br /><br /> <br />It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.<br /><br /> <br />Honey, her backhand's a joke!<br />I'm not gonna take advantage of that?<br /><br /> <br />Quiet, please.<br />Actual work going on here.<br /><br /> <br />- Is that that same bee?<br />- Yes, it is!<br /><br /> <br />I'm helping him sue the human race.<br /><br /> <br />- Hello.<br />- Hello, bee.<br /><br /> <br />This is Ken.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size<br />ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.<br /><br /> <br />Why does he talk again?<br /><br /> <br />Listen, you better go<br />'cause we're really busy working.<br /><br /> <br />But it's our yogurt night!<br /><br /> <br />Bye-bye.<br /><br /> <br />Why is yogurt night so difficult?!<br /><br /> <br />You poor thing.<br />You two have been at this for hours!<br /><br /> <br />Yes, and Adam here<br />has been a huge help.<br /><br /> <br />- Frosting...<br />- How many sugars?<br /><br /> <br />Just one. I try not<br />to use the competition.<br /><br /> <br />So why are you helping me?<br /><br /> <br />Bees have good qualities.<br /><br /> <br />And it takes my mind off the shop.<br /><br /> <br />Instead of flowers, people<br />are giving balloon bouquets now.<br /><br /> <br />Those are great, if you're three.<br /><br /> <br />And artificial flowers.<br /><br /> <br />- Oh, those just get me psychotic!<br />- Yeah, me too.<br /><br /> <br />Bent stingers, pointless pollination.<br /><br /> <br />Bees must hate those fake things!<br /><br /> <br />Nothing worse<br />than a daffodil that's had work done.<br /><br /> <br />Maybe this could make up<br />for it a little bit.<br /><br /> <br />- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.<br />- I guess.<br /><br /> <br />You sure you want to go through with it?<br /><br /> <br />Am I sure? When I'm done with<br />the humans, they won't be able<br /><br /> <br />to say, "Honey, I'm home,"<br />without paying a royalty!<br /><br /> <br />It's an incredible scene<br />here in downtown Manhattan,<br /><br /> <br />where the world anxiously waits,<br />because for the first time in history,<br /><br /> <br />we will hear for ourselves<br />if a honeybee can actually speak.<br /><br /> <br />What have we gotten into here, Barry?<br /><br /> <br />It's pretty big, isn't it?<br /><br /> <br />I can't believe how many humans<br />don't work during the day.<br /><br /> <br />You think billion-dollar multinational<br />food companies have good lawyers?<br /><br /> <br />Everybody needs to stay<br />behind the barricade.<br /><br /> <br />- What's the matter?<br />- I don't know, I just got a chill.<br /><br /> <br />Well, if it isn't the bee team.<br /><br /> <br />You boys work on this?<br /><br /> <br />All rise! The Honorable<br />Judge Bumbleton presiding.<br /><br /> <br />All right. Oase number 4475,<br /><br /> <br />Superior Oourt of New York,<br />Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry<br /><br /> <br />is now in session.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Montgomery, you're representing<br />the five food companies collectively?<br /><br /> <br />A privilege.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Benson... you're representing<br />all the bees of the world?<br /><br /> <br />I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,<br />we're ready to proceed.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Montgomery,<br />your opening statement, please.<br /><br /> <br />Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,<br /><br /> <br />my grandmother was a simple woman.<br /><br /> <br />Born on a farm, she believed<br />it was man's divine right<br /><br /> <br />to benefit from the bounty<br />of nature God put before us.<br /><br /> <br />If we lived in the topsy-turvy world<br />Mr. Benson imagines,<br /><br /> <br />just think of what would it mean.<br /><br /> <br />I would have to negotiate<br />with the silkworm<br /><br /> <br />for the elastic in my britches!<br /><br /> <br />Talking bee!<br /><br /> <br />How do we know this isn't some sort of<br /><br /> <br />holographic motion-picture-capture<br />Hollywood wizardry?<br /><br /> <br />They could be using laser beams!<br /><br /> <br />Robotics! Ventriloquism!<br />Oloning! For all we know,<br /><br /> <br />he could be on steroids!<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Benson?<br /><br /> <br />Ladies and gentlemen,<br />there's no trickery here.<br /><br /> <br />I'm just an ordinary bee.<br />Honey's pretty important to me.<br /><br /> <br />It's important to all bees.<br />We invented it!<br /><br /> <br />We make it. And we protect it<br />with our lives.<br /><br /> <br />Unfortunately, there are<br />some people in this room<br /><br /> <br />who think they can take it from us<br /><br /> <br />'cause we're the little guys!<br />I'm hoping that, after this is all over,<br /><br /> <br />you'll see how, by taking our honey,<br />you not only take everything we have<br /><br /> <br />but everything we are!<br /><br /> <br />I wish he'd dress like that<br />all the time. So nice!<br /><br /> <br />Oall your first witness.<br /><br /> <br />So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden<br />of Honey Farms, big company you have.<br /><br /> <br />I suppose so.<br /><br /> <br />I see you also own<br />Honeyburton and Honron!<br /><br /> <br />Yes, they provide beekeepers<br />for our farms.<br /><br /> <br />Beekeeper. I find that<br />to be a very disturbing term.<br /><br /> <br />I don't imagine you employ<br />any bee-free-ers, do you?<br /><br /> <br />- No.<br />- I couldn't hear you.<br /><br /> <br />- No.<br />- No.<br /><br /> <br />Because you don't free bees.<br />You keep bees. Not only that,<br /><br /> <br />it seems you thought a bear would be<br />an appropriate image for a jar of honey.<br /><br /> <br />They're very lovable creatures.<br /><br /> <br />Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.<br /><br /> <br />You mean like this?<br /><br /> <br />Bears kill bees!<br /><br /> <br />How'd you like his head crashing<br />through your living room?!<br /><br /> <br />Biting into your couch!<br />Spitting out your throw pillows!<br /><br /> <br />OK, that's enough. Take him away.<br /><br /> <br />So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.<br />Your name intrigues me.<br /><br /> <br />- Where have I heard it before?<br />- I was with a band called The Police.<br /><br /> <br />But you've never been<br />a police officer, have you?<br /><br /> <br />No, I haven't.<br /><br /> <br />No, you haven't. And so here<br />we have yet another example<br /><br /> <br />of bee culture casually<br />stolen by a human<br /><br /> <br />for nothing more than<br />a prance-about stage name.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, please.<br /><br /> <br />Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?<br /><br /> <br />Because I'm feeling<br />a little stung, Sting.<br /><br /> <br />Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!<br /><br /> <br />That's not his real name?! You idiots!<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Liotta, first,<br />belated congratulations on<br /><br /> <br />your Emmy win for a guest spot<br />on ER in 2005.<br /><br /> <br />Thank you. Thank you.<br /><br /> <br />I see from your resume<br />that you're devilishly handsome<br /><br /> <br />with a churning inner turmoil<br />that's ready to blow.<br /><br /> <br />I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?<br /><br /> <br />Not yet it isn't. But is this<br />what it's come to for you?<br /><br /> <br />Exploiting tiny, helpless bees<br />so you don't<br /><br /> <br />have to rehearse<br />your part and learn your lines, sir?<br /><br /> <br />Watch it, Benson!<br />I could blow right now!<br /><br /> <br />This isn't a goodfella.<br />This is a badfella!<br /><br /> <br />Why doesn't someone just step on<br />this creep, and we can all go home?!<br /><br /> <br />- Order in this court!<br />- You're all thinking it!<br /><br /> <br />Order! Order, I say!<br /><br /> <br />- Say it!<br />- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!<br /><br /> <br />I think it was awfully nice<br />of that bear to pitch in like that.<br /><br /> <br />I think the jury's on our side.<br /><br /> <br />Are we doing everything right, legally?<br /><br /> <br />I'm a florist.<br /><br /> <br />Right. Well, here's to a great team.<br /><br /> <br />To a great team!<br /><br /> <br />Well, hello.<br /><br /> <br />- Ken!<br />- Hello.<br /><br /> <br />I didn't think you were coming.<br /><br /> <br />No, I was just late.<br />I tried to call, but... the battery.<br /><br /> <br />I didn't want all this to go to waste,<br />so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, that was lucky.<br /><br /> <br />There's a little left.<br />I could heat it up.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.<br /><br /> <br />So I hear you're quite a tennis player.<br /><br /> <br />I'm not much for the game myself.<br />The ball's a little grabby.<br /><br /> <br />That's where I usually sit.<br />Right... there.<br /><br /> <br />Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,<br /><br /> <br />and he agreed with me that eating with<br />chopsticks isn't really a special skill.<br /><br /> <br />You think I don't see what you're doing?<br /><br /> <br />I know how hard it is to find<br />the rightjob. We have that in common.<br /><br /> <br />Do we?<br /><br /> <br />Bees have 100 percent employment,<br />but we do jobs like taking the crud out.<br /><br /> <br />That's just what<br />I was thinking about doing.<br /><br /> <br />Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor<br />for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.<br /><br /> <br />I'm going to drain the old stinger.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, you do that.<br /><br /> <br />Look at that.<br /><br /> <br />You know, I've just about had it<br /><br /> <br />with your little mind games.<br /><br /> <br />- What's that?<br />- Italian Vogue.<br /><br /> <br />Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.<br /><br /> <br />A lot of ads.<br /><br /> <br />Remember what Van said, why is<br />your life more valuable than mine?<br /><br /> <br />Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!<br /><br /> <br />I think something stinks in here!<br /><br /> <br />I love the smell of flowers.<br /><br /> <br />How do you like the smell of flames?!<br /><br /> <br />Not as much.<br /><br /> <br />Water bug! Not taking sides!<br /><br /> <br />Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!<br />This is pathetic!<br /><br /> <br />I've got issues!<br /><br /> <br />Well, well, well, a royal flush!<br /><br /> <br />- You're bluffing.<br />- Am I?<br /><br /> <br />Surf's up, dude!<br /><br /> <br />Poo water!<br /><br /> <br />That bowl is gnarly.<br /><br /> <br />Except for those dirty yellow rings!<br /><br /> <br />Kenneth! What are you doing?!<br /><br /> <br />You know, I don't even like honey!<br />I don't eat it!<br /><br /> <br />We need to talk!<br /><br /> <br />He's just a little bee!<br /><br /> <br />And he happens to be<br />the nicest bee I've met in a long time!<br /><br /> <br />Long time? What are you talking about?!<br />Are there other bugs in your life?<br /><br /> <br />No, but there are other things bugging<br />me in life. And you're one of them!<br /><br /> <br />Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...<br /><br /> <br />My nerves are fried from riding<br />on this emotional roller coaster!<br /><br /> <br />Goodbye, Ken.<br /><br /> <br />And for your information,<br /><br /> <br />I prefer sugar-free, artificial<br />sweeteners made by man!<br /><br /> <br />I'm sorry about all that.<br /><br /> <br />I know it's got<br />an aftertaste! I like it!<br /><br /> <br />I always felt there was some kind<br />of barrier between Ken and me.<br /><br /> <br />I couldn't overcome it.<br />Oh, well.<br /><br /> <br />Are you OK for the trial?<br /><br /> <br />I believe Mr. Montgomery<br />is about out of ideas.<br /><br /> <br />We would like to call<br />Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.<br /><br /> <br />Good idea! You can really see why he's<br />considered one of the best lawyers...<br /><br /> <br />Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />Layton, you've<br />gotta weave some magic<br /><br /> <br />with this jury,<br />or it's gonna be all over.<br /><br /> <br />Don't worry. The only thing I have<br />to do to turn this jury around<br /><br /> <br />is to remind them<br />of what they don't like about bees.<br /><br /> <br />- You got the tweezers?<br />- Are you allergic?<br /><br /> <br />Only to losing, son. Only to losing.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you<br />what I think we'd all like to know.<br /><br /> <br />What exactly is your relationship<br /><br /> <br />to that woman?<br /><br /> <br />We're friends.<br /><br /> <br />- Good friends?<br />- Yes.<br /><br /> <br />How good? Do you live together?<br /><br /> <br />Wait a minute...<br /><br /> <br />Are you her little...<br /><br /> <br />...bedbug?<br /><br /> <br />I've seen a bee documentary or two.<br />From what I understand,<br /><br /> <br />doesn't your queen give birth<br />to all the bee children?<br /><br /> <br />- Yeah, but...<br />- So those aren't your real parents!<br /><br /> <br />- Oh, Barry...<br />- Yes, they are!<br /><br /> <br />Hold me back!<br /><br /> <br />You're an illegitimate bee,<br />aren't you, Benson?<br /><br /> <br />He's denouncing bees!<br /><br /> <br />Don't y'all date your cousins?<br /><br /> <br />- Objection!<br />- I'm going to pincushion this guy!<br /><br /> <br />Adam, don't! It's what he wants!<br /><br /> <br />Oh, I'm hit!!<br /><br /> <br />Oh, lordy, I am hit!<br /><br /> <br />Order! Order!<br /><br /> <br />The venom! The venom<br />is coursing through my veins!<br /><br /> <br />I have been felled<br />by a winged beast of destruction!<br /><br /> <br />You see? You can't treat them<br />like equals! They're striped savages!<br /><br /> <br />Stinging's the only thing<br />they know! It's their way!<br /><br /> <br />- Adam, stay with me.<br />- I can't feel my legs.<br /><br /> <br />What angel of mercy<br />will come forward to suck the poison<br /><br /> <br />from my heaving buttocks?<br /><br /> <br />I will have order in this court. Order!<br /><br /> <br />Order, please!<br /><br /> <br />The case of the honeybees<br />versus the human race<br /><br /> <br />took a pointed turn against the bees<br /><br /> <br />yesterday when one of their legal<br />team stung Layton T. Montgomery.<br /><br /> <br />- Hey, buddy.<br />- Hey.<br /><br /> <br />- Is there much pain?<br />- Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />I...<br /><br /> <br />I blew the whole case, didn't I?<br /><br /> <br />It doesn't matter. What matters is<br />you're alive. You could have died.<br /><br /> <br />I'd be better off dead. Look at me.<br /><br /> <br />They got it from the cafeteria<br />downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.<br /><br /> <br />Look, there's<br />a little celery still on it.<br /><br /> <br />What was it like to sting someone?<br /><br /> <br />I can't explain it. It was all...<br /><br /> <br />All adrenaline and then...<br />and then ecstasy!<br /><br /> <br />All right.<br /><br /> <br />You think it was all a trap?<br /><br /> <br />Of course. I'm sorry.<br />I flew us right into this.<br /><br /> <br />What were we thinking? Look at us. We're<br />just a couple of bugs in this world.<br /><br /> <br />What will the humans do to us<br />if they win?<br /><br /> <br />I don't know.<br /><br /> <br />I hear they put the roaches in motels.<br />That doesn't sound so bad.<br /><br /> <br />Adam, they check in,<br />but they don't check out!<br /><br /> <br />Oh, my.<br /><br /> <br />Oould you get a nurse<br />to close that window?<br /><br /> <br />- Why?<br />- The smoke.<br /><br /> <br />Bees don't smoke.<br /><br /> <br />Right. Bees don't smoke.<br /><br /> <br />Bees don't smoke!<br />But some bees are smoking.<br /><br /> <br />That's it! That's our case!<br /><br /> <br />It is? It's not over?<br /><br /> <br />Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.<br /><br /> <br />Get back to the court and stall.<br />Stall any way you can.<br /><br /> <br />And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Flayman.<br /><br /> <br />Yes? Yes, Your Honor!<br /><br /> <br />Where is the rest of your team?<br /><br /> <br />Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.<br /><br /> <br />Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,<br /><br /> <br />and as a result,<br />we don't make very good time.<br /><br /> <br />I actually heard a funny story about...<br /><br /> <br />Your Honor,<br />haven't these ridiculous bugs<br /><br /> <br />taken up enough<br />of this court's valuable time?<br /><br /> <br />How much longer will we allow<br />these absurd shenanigans to go on?<br /><br /> <br />They have presented no compelling<br />evidence to support their charges<br /><br /> <br />against my clients,<br />who run legitimate businesses.<br /><br /> <br />I move for a complete dismissal<br />of this entire case!<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going<br /><br /> <br />to have to consider<br />Mr. Montgomery's motion.<br /><br /> <br />But you can't! We have a terrific case.<br /><br /> <br />Where is your proof?<br />Where is the evidence?<br /><br /> <br />Show me the smoking gun!<br /><br /> <br />Hold it, Your Honor!<br />You want a smoking gun?<br /><br /> <br />Here is your smoking gun.<br /><br /> <br />What is that?<br /><br /> <br />It's a bee smoker!<br /><br /> <br />What, this?<br />This harmless little contraption?<br /><br /> <br />This couldn't hurt a fly,<br />let alone a bee.<br /><br /> <br />Look at what has happened<br /><br /> <br />to bees who have never been asked,<br />"Smoking or non?"<br /><br /> <br />Is this what nature intended for us?<br /><br /> <br />To be forcibly addicted<br />to smoke machines<br /><br /> <br />and man-made wooden slat work camps?<br /><br /> <br />Living out our lives as honey slaves<br />to the white man?<br /><br /> <br />- What are we gonna do?<br />- He's playing the species card.<br /><br /> <br />Ladies and gentlemen, please,<br />free these bees!<br /><br /> <br />Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /><br /> <br />Free the bees!<br /><br /> <br />Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /><br /> <br />The court finds in favor of the bees!<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa, we won!<br /><br /> <br />I knew you could do it! High-five!<br /><br /> <br />Sorry.<br /><br /> <br />I'm OK! You know what this means?<br /><br /> <br />All the honey<br />will finally belong to the bees.<br /><br /> <br />Now we won't have<br />to work so hard all the time.<br /><br /> <br />This is an unholy perversion<br />of the balance of nature, Benson.<br /><br /> <br />You'll regret this.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, how much honey is out there?<br /><br /> <br />All right. One at a time.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, who are you wearing?<br /><br /> <br />My sweater is Ralph Lauren,<br />and I have no pants.<br /><br /> <br />- What if Montgomery's right?<br />- What do you mean?<br /><br /> <br />We've been living the bee way<br />a long time, 27 million years.<br /><br /> <br />Oongratulations on your victory.<br />What will you demand as a settlement?<br /><br /> <br />First, we'll demand a complete shutdown<br />of all bee work camps.<br /><br /> <br />Then we want back the honey<br />that was ours to begin with,<br /><br /> <br />every last drop.<br /><br /> <br />We demand an end to the glorification<br />of the bear as anything more<br /><br /> <br />than a filthy, smelly,<br />bad-breath stink machine.<br /><br /> <br />We're all aware<br />of what they do in the woods.<br /><br /> <br />Wait for my signal.<br /><br /> <br />Take him out.<br /><br /> <br />He'll have nauseous<br />for a few hours, then he'll be fine.<br /><br /> <br />And we will no longer tolerate<br />bee-negative nicknames...<br /><br /> <br />But it's just a prance-about stage name!<br /><br /> <br />...unnecessary inclusion of honey<br />in bogus health products<br /><br /> <br />and la-dee-da human<br />tea-time snack garnishments.<br /><br /> <br />Oan't breathe.<br /><br /> <br />Bring it in, boys!<br /><br /> <br />Hold it right there! Good.<br /><br /> <br />Tap it.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,<br />and there's gallons more coming!<br /><br /> <br />- I think we need to shut down!<br />- Shut down? We've never shut down.<br /><br /> <br />Shut down honey production!<br /><br /> <br />Stop making honey!<br /><br /> <br />Turn your key, sir!<br /><br /> <br />What do we do now?<br /><br /> <br />Oannonball!<br /><br /> <br />We're shutting honey production!<br /><br /> <br />Mission abort.<br /><br /> <br />Aborting pollination and nectar detail.<br />Returning to base.<br /><br /> <br />Adam, you wouldn't believe<br />how much honey was out there.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, yeah?<br /><br /> <br />What's going on? Where is everybody?<br /><br /> <br />- Are they out celebrating?<br />- They're home.<br /><br /> <br />They don't know what to do.<br />Laying out, sleeping in.<br /><br /> <br />I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way<br />to San Antonio with a cricket.<br /><br /> <br />At least we got our honey back.<br /><br /> <br />Sometimes I think, so what if humans<br />liked our honey? Who wouldn't?<br /><br /> <br />It's the greatest thing in the world!<br />I was excited to be part of making it.<br /><br /> <br />This was my new desk. This was my<br />new job. I wanted to do it really well.<br /><br /> <br />And now...<br /><br /> <br />Now I can't.<br /><br /> <br />I don't understand<br />why they're not happy.<br /><br /> <br />I thought their lives would be better!<br /><br /> <br />They're doing nothing. It's amazing.<br />Honey really changes people.<br /><br /> <br />You don't have any idea<br />what's going on, do you?<br /><br /> <br />- What did you want to show me?<br />- This.<br /><br /> <br />What happened here?<br /><br /> <br />That is not the half of it.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, no. Oh, my.<br /><br /> <br />They're all wilting.<br /><br /> <br />Doesn't look very good, does it?<br /><br /> <br />No.<br /><br /> <br />And whose fault do you think that is?<br /><br /> <br />You know, I'm gonna guess bees.<br /><br /> <br />Bees?<br /><br /> <br />Specifically, me.<br /><br /> <br />I didn't think bees not needing to make<br />honey would affect all these things.<br /><br /> <br />It's notjust flowers.<br />Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.<br /><br /> <br />That's our whole SAT test right there.<br /><br /> <br />Take away produce, that affects<br />the entire animal kingdom.<br /><br /> <br />And then, of course...<br /><br /> <br />The human species?<br /><br /> <br />So if there's no more pollination,<br /><br /> <br />it could all just go south here,<br />couldn't it?<br /><br /> <br />I know this is also partly my fault.<br /><br /> <br />How about a suicide pact?<br /><br /> <br />How do we do it?<br /><br /> <br />- I'll sting you, you step on me.<br />- Thatjust kills you twice.<br /><br /> <br />Right, right.<br /><br /> <br />Listen, Barry...<br />sorry, but I gotta get going.<br /><br /> <br />I had to open my mouth and talk.<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa?<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa? Why are you leaving?<br />Where are you going?<br /><br /> <br />To the final Tournament of Roses parade<br />in Pasadena.<br /><br /> <br />They've moved it to this weekend<br />because all the flowers are dying.<br /><br /> <br />It's the last chance<br />I'll ever have to see it.<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.<br />I never meant it to turn out like this.<br /><br /> <br />I know. Me neither.<br /><br /> <br />Tournament of Roses.<br />Roses can't do sports.<br /><br /> <br />Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?<br /><br /> <br />Roses!<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa!<br /><br /> <br />Roses?!<br /><br /> <br />Barry?<br /><br /> <br />- Roses are flowers!<br />- Yes, they are.<br /><br /> <br />Flowers, bees, pollen!<br /><br /> <br />I know.<br />That's why this is the last parade.<br /><br /> <br />Maybe not.<br />Oould you ask him to slow down?<br /><br /> <br />Oould you slow down?<br /><br /> <br />Barry!<br /><br /> <br />OK, I made a huge mistake.<br />This is a total disaster, all my fault.<br /><br /> <br />Yes, it kind of is.<br /><br /> <br />I've ruined the planet.<br />I wanted to help you<br /><br /> <br />with the flower shop.<br />I've made it worse.<br /><br /> <br />Actually, it's completely closed down.<br /><br /> <br />I thought maybe you were remodeling.<br /><br /> <br />But I have another idea, and it's<br />greater than my previous ideas combined.<br /><br /> <br />I don't want to hear it!<br /><br /> <br />All right, they have the roses,<br />the roses have the pollen.<br /><br /> <br />I know every bee, plant<br />and flower bud in this park.<br /><br /> <br />All we gotta do is get what they've got<br />back here with what we've got.<br /><br /> <br />- Bees.<br />- Park.<br /><br /> <br />- Pollen!<br />- Flowers.<br /><br /> <br />- Repollination!<br />- Across the nation!<br /><br /> <br />Tournament of Roses,<br />Pasadena, Oalifornia.<br /><br /> <br />They've got nothing<br />but flowers, floats and cotton candy.<br /><br /> <br />Security will be tight.<br /><br /> <br />I have an idea.<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa Bloome, FTD.<br /><br /> <br />Official floral business. It's real.<br /><br /> <br />Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.<br /><br /> <br />Thank you. It was a gift.<br /><br /> <br />Once inside,<br />we just pick the right float.<br /><br /> <br />How about The Princess and the Pea?<br /><br /> <br />I could be the princess,<br />and you could be the pea!<br /><br /> <br />Yes, I got it.<br /><br /> <br />- Where should I sit?<br />- What are you?<br /><br /> <br />- I believe I'm the pea.<br />- The pea?<br /><br /> <br />It goes under the mattresses.<br /><br /> <br />- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.<br />- I'm getting the marshal.<br /><br /> <br />You do that!<br />This whole parade is a fiasco!<br /><br /> <br />Let's see what this baby'll do.<br /><br /> <br />Hey, what are you doing?!<br /><br /> <br />Then all we do<br />is blend in with traffic...<br /><br /> <br />...without arousing suspicion.<br /><br /> <br />Once at the airport,<br />there's no stopping us.<br /><br /> <br />Stop! Security.<br /><br /> <br />- You and your insect pack your float?<br />- Yes.<br /><br /> <br />Has it been<br />in your possession the entire time?<br /><br /> <br />Would you remove your shoes?<br /><br /> <br />- Remove your stinger.<br />- It's part of me.<br /><br /> <br />I know. Just having some fun.<br />Enjoy your flight.<br /><br /> <br />Then if we're lucky, we'll have<br />just enough pollen to do the job.<br /><br /> <br />Oan you believe how lucky we are? We<br />have just enough pollen to do the job!<br /><br /> <br />I think this is gonna work.<br /><br /> <br />It's got to work.<br /><br /> <br />Attention, passengers,<br />this is Oaptain Scott.<br /><br /> <br />We have a bit of bad weather<br />in New York.<br /><br /> <br />It looks like we'll experience<br />a couple hours delay.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, these are cut flowers<br />with no water. They'll never make it.<br /><br /> <br />I gotta get up there<br />and talk to them.<br /><br /> <br />Be careful.<br /><br /> <br />Oan I get help<br />with the Sky Mall magazine?<br /><br /> <br />I'd like to order the talking<br />inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.<br /><br /> <br />Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.<br /><br /> <br />- What'd you say, Hal?<br />- Nothing.<br /><br /> <br />Bee!<br /><br /> <br />Don't freak out! My entire species...<br /><br /> <br />What are you doing?<br /><br /> <br />- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!<br />- Who's an attorney?<br /><br /> <br />Don't move.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, Barry.<br /><br /> <br />Good afternoon, passengers.<br />This is your captain.<br /><br /> <br />Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B<br />please report to the cockpit?<br /><br /> <br />And please hurry!<br /><br /> <br />What happened here?<br /><br /> <br />There was a DustBuster,<br />a toupee, a life raft exploded.<br /><br /> <br />One's bald, one's in a boat,<br />they're both unconscious!<br /><br /> <br />- Is that another bee joke?<br />- No!<br /><br /> <br />No one's flying the plane!<br /><br /> <br />This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.<br />What's your status?<br /><br /> <br />This is Vanessa Bloome.<br />I'm a florist from New York.<br /><br /> <br />Where's the pilot?<br /><br /> <br />He's unconscious,<br />and so is the copilot.<br /><br /> <br />Not good. Does anyone onboard<br />have flight experience?<br /><br /> <br />As a matter of fact, there is.<br /><br /> <br />- Who's that?<br />- Barry Benson.<br /><br /> <br />From the honey trial?! Oh, great.<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa, this is nothing more<br />than a big metal bee.<br /><br /> <br />It's got giant wings, huge engines.<br /><br /> <br />I can't fly a plane.<br /><br /> <br />- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?<br />- Yes.<br /><br /> <br />How hard could it be?<br /><br /> <br />Wait, Barry!<br />We're headed into some lightning.<br /><br /> <br />This is Bob Bumble. We have some<br />late-breaking news from JFK Airport,<br /><br /> <br />where a suspenseful scene<br />is developing.<br /><br /> <br />Barry Benson,<br />fresh from his legal victory...<br /><br /> <br />That's Barry!<br /><br /> <br />...is attempting to land a plane,<br />loaded with people, flowers<br /><br /> <br />and an incapacitated flight crew.<br /><br /> <br />Flowers?!<br /><br /> <br />We have a storm in the area<br />and two individuals at the controls<br /><br /> <br />with absolutely no flight experience.<br /><br /> <br />Just a minute.<br />There's a bee on that plane.<br /><br /> <br />I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson<br />and his no-account compadres.<br /><br /> <br />They've done enough damage.<br /><br /> <br />But isn't he your only hope?<br /><br /> <br />Technically, a bee<br />shouldn't be able to fly at all.<br /><br /> <br />Their wings are too small...<br /><br /> <br />Haven't we heard this a million times?<br /><br /> <br />"The surface area of the wings<br />and body mass make no sense."<br /><br /> <br />- Get this on the air!<br />- Got it.<br /><br /> <br />- Stand by.<br />- We're going live.<br /><br /> <br />The way we work may be a mystery to you.<br /><br /> <br />Making honey takes a lot of bees<br />doing a lot of small jobs.<br /><br /> <br />But let me tell you about a small job.<br /><br /> <br />If you do it well,<br />it makes a big difference.<br /><br /> <br />More than we realized.<br />To us, to everyone.<br /><br /> <br />That's why I want to get bees<br />back to working together.<br /><br /> <br />That's the bee way!<br />We're not made of Jell-O.<br /><br /> <br />We get behind a fellow.<br /><br /> <br />- Black and yellow!<br />- Hello!<br /><br /> <br />Left, right, down, hover.<br /><br /> <br />- Hover?<br />- Forget hover.<br /><br /> <br />This isn't so hard.<br />Beep-beep! Beep-beep!<br /><br /> <br />Barry, what happened?!<br /><br /> <br />Wait, I think we were<br />on autopilot the whole time.<br /><br /> <br />- That may have been helping me.<br />- And now we're not!<br /><br /> <br />So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.<br /><br /> <br />All of you, let's get<br />behind this fellow! Move it out!<br /><br /> <br />Move out!<br /><br /> <br />Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,<br />you copy me with the wings of the plane!<br /><br /> <br />Don't have to yell.<br /><br /> <br />I'm not yelling!<br />We're in a lot of trouble.<br /><br /> <br />It's very hard to concentrate<br />with that panicky tone in your voice!<br /><br /> <br />It's not a tone. I'm panicking!<br /><br /> <br />I can't do this!<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa, pull yourself together.<br />You have to snap out of it!<br /><br /> <br />You snap out of it.<br /><br /> <br />You snap out of it.<br /><br /> <br />- You snap out of it!<br />- You snap out of it!<br /><br /> <br />- You snap out of it!<br />- You snap out of it!<br /><br /> <br />- You snap out of it!<br />- You snap out of it!<br /><br /> <br />- Hold it!<br />- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.<br /><br /> <br />How is the plane flying?<br /><br /> <br />I don't know.<br /><br /> <br />Hello?<br /><br /> <br />Benson, got any flowers<br />for a happy occasion in there?<br /><br /> <br />The Pollen Jocks!<br /><br /> <br />They do get behind a fellow.<br /><br /> <br />- Black and yellow.<br />- Hello.<br /><br /> <br />All right, let's drop this tin can<br />on the blacktop.<br /><br /> <br />Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?<br /><br /> <br />No, nothing. It's all cloudy.<br /><br /> <br />Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.<br /><br /> <br />- Thinking bee.<br />- Thinking bee.<br /><br /> <br />Thinking bee!<br />Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /><br /> <br />Wait a minute.<br />I think I'm feeling something.<br /><br /> <br />- What?<br />- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.<br /><br /> <br />Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.<br /><br /> <br />Bring the nose down.<br /><br /> <br />Thinking bee!<br />Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /><br /> <br />- What in the world is on the tarmac?<br />- Get some lights on that!<br /><br /> <br />Thinking bee!<br />Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /><br /> <br />- Vanessa, aim for the flower.<br />- OK.<br /><br /> <br />Out the engines. We're going in<br />on bee power. Ready, boys?<br /><br /> <br />Affirmative!<br /><br /> <br />Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.<br /><br /> <br />Land on that flower!<br /><br /> <br />Ready? Full reverse!<br /><br /> <br />Spin it around!<br /><br /> <br />- Not that flower! The other one!<br />- Which one?<br /><br /> <br />- That flower.<br />- I'm aiming at the flower!<br /><br /> <br />That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.<br />I mean the giant pulsating flower<br /><br /> <br />made of millions of bees!<br /><br /> <br />Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.<br /><br /> <br />Rotate around it.<br /><br /> <br />- This is insane, Barry!<br />- This's the only way I know how to fly.<br /><br /> <br />Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane<br />flying in an insect-like pattern?<br /><br /> <br />Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.<br />Smell it. Full reverse!<br /><br /> <br />Just drop it. Be a part of it.<br /><br /> <br />Aim for the center!<br /><br /> <br />Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!<br /><br /> <br />Oome on, already.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, we did it!<br />You taught me how to fly!<br /><br /> <br />- Yes. No high-five!<br />- Right.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, it worked!<br />Did you see the giant flower?<br /><br /> <br />What giant flower? Where? Of course<br />I saw the flower! That was genius!<br /><br /> <br />- Thank you.<br />- But we're not done yet.<br /><br /> <br />Listen, everyone!<br /><br /> <br />This runway is covered<br />with the last pollen<br /><br /> <br />from the last flowers<br />available anywhere on Earth.<br /><br /> <br />That means this is our last chance.<br /><br /> <br />We're the only ones who make honey,<br />pollinate flowers and dress like this.<br /><br /> <br />If we're gonna survive as a species,<br />this is our moment! What do you say?<br /><br /> <br />Are we going to be bees, orjust<br />Museum of Natural History keychains?<br /><br /> <br />We're bees!<br /><br /> <br />Keychain!<br /><br /> <br />Then follow me! Except Keychain.<br /><br /> <br />Hold on, Barry. Here.<br /><br /> <br />You've earned this.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah!<br /><br /> <br />I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect<br />fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, yeah.<br /><br /> <br />That's our Barry.<br /><br /> <br />Mom! The bees are back!<br /><br /> <br />If anybody needs<br />to make a call, now's the time.<br /><br /> <br />I got a feeling we'll be<br />working late tonight!<br /><br /> <br />Here's your change. Have a great<br />afternoon! Oan I help who's next?<br /><br /> <br />Would you like some honey with that?<br />It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.<br /><br /> <br />Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.<br />And I don't see a nickel!<br /><br /> <br />Sometimes I just feel<br />like a piece of meat!<br /><br /> <br />I had no idea.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, I'm sorry.<br />Have you got a moment?<br /><br /> <br />Would you excuse me?<br />My mosquito associate will help you.<br /><br /> <br />Sorry I'm late.<br /><br /> <br />He's a lawyer too?<br /><br /> <br />I was already a blood-sucking parasite.<br />All I needed was a briefcase.<br /><br /> <br />Have a great afternoon!<br /><br /> <br />Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,<br />and I can't get them anywhere.<br /><br /> <br />No problem, Vannie.<br />Just leave it to me.<br /><br /> <br />You're a lifesaver, Barry.<br />Oan I help who's next?<br /><br /> <br />All right, scramble, jocks!<br />It's time to fly.<br /><br /> <br />Thank you, Barry!<br /><br /> <br />That bee is living my life!<br /><br /> <br />Let it go, Kenny.<br /><br /> <br />- When will this nightmare end?!<br />- Let it all go.<br /><br /> <br />- Beautiful day to fly.<br />- Sure is.<br /><br /> <br />Between you and me,<br />I was dying to get out of that office.<br /><br /> <br />You have got<br />to start thinking bee, my friend.<br /><br /> <br />- Thinking bee!<br />- Me?<br /><br /> <br />Hold it. Let's just stop<br />for a second. Hold it.<br /><br /> <br />I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.<br />Oan we stop here?<br /><br /> <br />I'm not making a major life decision<br />during a production number!<br /><br /> <br />All right. Take ten, everybody.<br />Wrap it up, guys.<br /><br /> <br />I had virtually no rehearsal for that.<br /><br />Special thanks to SergeiK.<br /><br />

  Editing your comment: <br />According to all known laws<br />of aviation,<br /><br /> <br />there is no way a bee<br />should be able to fly.<br /><br /> <br />Its wings are too small to get<br />its fat little body off the ground.<br /><br /> <br />The bee, of course, flies anyway<br /><br /> <br />because bees don't care<br />what humans think is impossible.<br /><br /> <br />Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br />Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /><br /> <br />Ooh, black and yellow!<br />Let's shake it up a little.<br /><br /> <br />Barry! Breakfast is ready!<br /><br /> <br />Ooming!<br /><br /> <br />Hang on a second.<br /><br /> <br />Hello?<br /><br /> <br />- Barry?<br />- Adam?<br /><br /> <br />- Oan you believe this is happening?<br />- I can't. I'll pick you up.<br /><br /> <br />Looking sharp.<br /><br /> <br />Use the stairs. Your father<br />paid good money for those.<br /><br /> <br />Sorry. I'm excited.<br /><br /> <br />Here's the graduate.<br />We're very proud of you, son.<br /><br /> <br />A perfect report card, all B's.<br /><br /> <br />Very proud.<br /><br /> <br />Ma! I got a thing going here.<br /><br /> <br />- You got lint on your fuzz.<br />- Ow! That's me!<br /><br /> <br />- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.<br />- Bye!<br /><br /> <br />Barry, I told you,<br />stop flying in the house!<br /><br /> <br />- Hey, Adam.<br />- Hey, Barry.<br /><br /> <br />- Is that fuzz gel?<br />- A little. Special day, graduation.<br /><br /> <br />Never thought I'd make it.<br /><br /> <br />Three days grade school,<br />three days high school.<br /><br /> <br />Those were awkward.<br /><br /> <br />Three days college. I'm glad I took<br />a day and hitchhiked around the hive.<br /><br /> <br />You did come back different.<br /><br /> <br />- Hi, Barry.<br />- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.<br /><br /> <br />- Hear about Frankie?<br />- Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />- You going to the funeral?<br />- No, I'm not going.<br /><br /> <br />Everybody knows,<br />sting someone, you die.<br /><br /> <br />Don't waste it on a squirrel.<br />Such a hothead.<br /><br /> <br />I guess he could have<br />just gotten out of the way.<br /><br /> <br />I love this incorporating<br />an amusement park into our day.<br /><br /> <br />That's why we don't need vacations.<br /><br /> <br />Boy, quite a bit of pomp...<br />under the circumstances.<br /><br /> <br />- Well, Adam, today we are men.<br />- We are!<br /><br /> <br />- Bee-men.<br />- Amen!<br /><br /> <br />Hallelujah!<br /><br /> <br />Students, faculty, distinguished bees,<br /><br /> <br />please welcome Dean Buzzwell.<br /><br /> <br />Welcome, New Hive Oity<br />graduating class of...<br /><br /> <br />...9:15.<br /><br /> <br />That concludes our ceremonies.<br /><br /> <br />And begins your career<br />at Honex Industries!<br /><br /> <br />Will we pick ourjob today?<br /><br /> <br />I heard it's just orientation.<br /><br /> <br />Heads up! Here we go.<br /><br /> <br />Keep your hands and antennas<br />inside the tram at all times.<br /><br /> <br />- Wonder what it'll be like?<br />- A little scary.<br /><br /> <br />Welcome to Honex,<br />a division of Honesco<br /><br /> <br />and a part of the Hexagon Group.<br /><br /> <br />This is it!<br /><br /> <br />Wow.<br /><br /> <br />Wow.<br /><br /> <br />We know that you, as a bee,<br />have worked your whole life<br /><br /> <br />to get to the point where you<br />can work for your whole life.<br /><br /> <br />Honey begins when our valiant Pollen<br />Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.<br /><br /> <br />Our top-secret formula<br /><br /> <br />is automatically color-corrected,<br />scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured<br /><br /> <br />into this soothing sweet syrup<br /><br /> <br />with its distinctive<br />golden glow you know as...<br /><br /> <br />Honey!<br /><br /> <br />- That girl was hot.<br />- She's my cousin!<br /><br /> <br />- She is?<br />- Yes, we're all cousins.<br /><br /> <br />- Right. You're right.<br />- At Honex, we constantly strive<br /><br /> <br />to improve every aspect<br />of bee existence.<br /><br /> <br />These bees are stress-testing<br />a new helmet technology.<br /><br /> <br />- What do you think he makes?<br />- Not enough.<br /><br /> <br />Here we have our latest advancement,<br />the Krelman.<br /><br /> <br />- What does that do?<br />- Oatches that little strand of honey<br /><br /> <br />that hangs after you pour it.<br />Saves us millions.<br /><br /> <br />Oan anyone work on the Krelman?<br /><br /> <br />Of course. Most bee jobs are<br />small ones. But bees know<br /><br /> <br />that every small job,<br />if it's done well, means a lot.<br /><br /> <br />But choose carefully<br /><br /> <br />because you'll stay in the job<br />you pick for the rest of your life.<br /><br /> <br />The same job the rest of your life?<br />I didn't know that.<br /><br /> <br />What's the difference?<br /><br /> <br />You'll be happy to know that bees,<br />as a species, haven't had one day off<br /><br /> <br />in 27 million years.<br /><br /> <br />So you'll just work us to death?<br /><br /> <br />We'll sure try.<br /><br /> <br />Wow! That blew my mind!<br /><br /> <br />"What's the difference?"<br />How can you say that?<br /><br /> <br />One job forever?<br />That's an insane choice to have to make.<br /><br /> <br />I'm relieved. Now we only have<br />to make one decision in life.<br /><br /> <br />But, Adam, how could they<br />never have told us that?<br /><br /> <br />Why would you question anything?<br />We're bees.<br /><br /> <br />We're the most perfectly<br />functioning society on Earth.<br /><br /> <br />You ever think maybe things<br />work a little too well here?<br /><br /> <br />Like what? Give me one example.<br /><br /> <br />I don't know. But you know<br />what I'm talking about.<br /><br /> <br />Please clear the gate.<br />Royal Nectar Force on approach.<br /><br /> <br />Wait a second. Oheck it out.<br /><br /> <br />- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!<br />- Wow.<br /><br /> <br />I've never seen them this close.<br /><br /> <br />They know what it's like<br />outside the hive.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, but some don't come back.<br /><br /> <br />- Hey, Jocks!<br />- Hi, Jocks!<br /><br /> <br />You guys did great!<br /><br /> <br />You're monsters!<br />You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!<br /><br /> <br />- I wonder where they were.<br />- I don't know.<br /><br /> <br />Their day's not planned.<br /><br /> <br />Outside the hive, flying who knows<br />where, doing who knows what.<br /><br /> <br />You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen<br />Jock. You have to be bred for that.<br /><br /> <br />Right.<br /><br /> <br />Look. That's more pollen<br />than you and I will see in a lifetime.<br /><br /> <br />It's just a status symbol.<br />Bees make too much of it.<br /><br /> <br />Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it<br />and the ladies see you wearing it.<br /><br /> <br />Those ladies?<br />Aren't they our cousins too?<br /><br /> <br />Distant. Distant.<br /><br /> <br />Look at these two.<br /><br /> <br />- Oouple of Hive Harrys.<br />- Let's have fun with them.<br /><br /> <br />It must be dangerous<br />being a Pollen Jock.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah. Once a bear pinned me<br />against a mushroom!<br /><br /> <br />He had a paw on my throat,<br />and with the other, he was slapping me!<br /><br /> <br />- Oh, my!<br />- I never thought I'd knock him out.<br /><br /> <br />What were you doing during this?<br /><br /> <br />Trying to alert the authorities.<br /><br /> <br />I can autograph that.<br /><br /> <br />A little gusty out there today,<br />wasn't it, comrades?<br /><br /> <br />Yeah. Gusty.<br /><br /> <br />We're hitting a sunflower patch<br />six miles from here tomorrow.<br /><br /> <br />- Six miles, huh?<br />- Barry!<br /><br /> <br />A puddle jump for us,<br />but maybe you're not up for it.<br /><br /> <br />- Maybe I am.<br />- You are not!<br /><br /> <br />We're going 0900 at J-Gate.<br /><br /> <br />What do you think, buzzy-boy?<br />Are you bee enough?<br /><br /> <br />I might be. It all depends<br />on what 0900 means.<br /><br /> <br />Hey, Honex!<br /><br /> <br />Dad, you surprised me.<br /><br /> <br />You decide what you're interested in?<br /><br /> <br />- Well, there's a lot of choices.<br />- But you only get one.<br /><br /> <br />Do you ever get bored<br />doing the same job every day?<br /><br /> <br />Son, let me tell you about stirring.<br /><br /> <br />You grab that stick, and you just<br />move it around, and you stir it around.<br /><br /> <br />You get yourself into a rhythm.<br />It's a beautiful thing.<br /><br /> <br />You know, Dad,<br />the more I think about it,<br /><br /> <br />maybe the honey field<br />just isn't right for me.<br /><br /> <br />You were thinking of what,<br />making balloon animals?<br /><br /> <br />That's a bad job<br />for a guy with a stinger.<br /><br /> <br />Janet, your son's not sure<br />he wants to go into honey!<br /><br /> <br />- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.<br />- I'm not trying to be funny.<br /><br /> <br />You're not funny! You're going<br />into honey. Our son, the stirrer!<br /><br /> <br />- You're gonna be a stirrer?<br />- No one's listening to me!<br /><br /> <br />Wait till you see the sticks I have.<br /><br /> <br />I could say anything right now.<br />I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!<br /><br /> <br />Let's open some honey and celebrate!<br /><br /> <br />Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.<br />Shave my antennae.<br /><br /> <br />Shack up with a grasshopper. Get<br />a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!<br /><br /> <br />I'm so proud.<br /><br /> <br />- We're starting work today!<br />- Today's the day.<br /><br /> <br />Oome on! All the good jobs<br />will be gone.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, right.<br /><br /> <br />Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,<br />stirrer, front desk, hair removal...<br /><br /> <br />- Is it still available?<br />- Hang on. Two left!<br /><br /> <br />One of them's yours! Oongratulations!<br />Step to the side.<br /><br /> <br />- What'd you get?<br />- Picking crud out. Stellar!<br /><br /> <br />Wow!<br /><br /> <br />Oouple of newbies?<br /><br /> <br />Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!<br /><br /> <br />Make your choice.<br /><br /> <br />- You want to go first?<br />- No, you go.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, my. What's available?<br /><br /> <br />Restroom attendant's open,<br />not for the reason you think.<br /><br /> <br />- Any chance of getting the Krelman?<br />- Sure, you're on.<br /><br /> <br />I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.<br /><br /> <br />Wax monkey's always open.<br /><br /> <br />The Krelman opened up again.<br /><br /> <br />What happened?<br /><br /> <br />A bee died. Makes an opening. See?<br />He's dead. Another dead one.<br /><br /> <br />Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.<br /><br /> <br />Dead from the neck up.<br />Dead from the neck down. That's life!<br /><br /> <br />Oh, this is so hard!<br /><br /> <br />Heating, cooling,<br />stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,<br /><br /> <br />humming, inspector number seven,<br />lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,<br /><br /> <br />mite wrangler. Barry, what<br />do you think I should... Barry?<br /><br /> <br />Barry!<br /><br /> <br />All right, we've got the sunflower patch<br />in quadrant nine...<br /><br /> <br />What happened to you?<br />Where are you?<br /><br /> <br />- I'm going out.<br />- Out? Out where?<br /><br /> <br />- Out there.<br />- Oh, no!<br /><br /> <br />I have to, before I go<br />to work for the rest of my life.<br /><br /> <br />You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?<br /><br /> <br />Another call coming in.<br /><br /> <br />If anyone's feeling brave,<br />there's a Korean deli on 83rd<br /><br /> <br />that gets their roses today.<br /><br /> <br />Hey, guys.<br /><br /> <br />- Look at that.<br />- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?<br /><br /> <br />Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.<br /><br /> <br />It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.<br /><br /> <br />Really? Feeling lucky, are you?<br /><br /> <br />Sign here, here. Just initial that.<br /><br /> <br />- Thank you.<br />- OK.<br /><br /> <br />You got a rain advisory today,<br /><br /> <br />and as you all know,<br />bees cannot fly in rain.<br /><br /> <br />So be careful. As always,<br />watch your brooms,<br /><br /> <br />hockey sticks, dogs,<br />birds, bears and bats.<br /><br /> <br />Also, I got a couple of reports<br />of root beer being poured on us.<br /><br /> <br />Murphy's in a home because of it,<br />babbling like a cicada!<br /><br /> <br />- That's awful.<br />- And a reminder for you rookies,<br /><br /> <br />bee law number one,<br />absolutely no talking to humans!<br /><br /> <br />All right, launch positions!<br /><br /> <br />Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,<br />buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!<br /><br /> <br />Black and yellow!<br /><br /> <br />Hello!<br /><br /> <br />You ready for this, hot shot?<br /><br /> <br />Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.<br /><br /> <br />Wind, check.<br /><br /> <br />- Antennae, check.<br />- Nectar pack, check.<br /><br /> <br />- Wings, check.<br />- Stinger, check.<br /><br /> <br />Scared out of my shorts, check.<br /><br /> <br />OK, ladies,<br /><br /> <br />let's move it out!<br /><br /> <br />Pound those petunias,<br />you striped stem-suckers!<br /><br /> <br />All of you, drain those flowers!<br /><br /> <br />Wow! I'm out!<br /><br /> <br />I can't believe I'm out!<br /><br /> <br />So blue.<br /><br /> <br />I feel so fast and free!<br /><br /> <br />Box kite!<br /><br /> <br />Wow!<br /><br /> <br />Flowers!<br /><br /> <br />This is Blue Leader.<br />We have roses visual.<br /><br /> <br />Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.<br /><br /> <br />Roses!<br /><br /> <br />30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.<br /><br /> <br />Stand to the side, kid.<br />It's got a bit of a kick.<br /><br /> <br />That is one nectar collector!<br /><br /> <br />- Ever see pollination up close?<br />- No, sir.<br /><br /> <br />I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it<br />over here. Maybe a dash over there,<br /><br /> <br />a pinch on that one.<br />See that? It's a little bit of magic.<br /><br /> <br />That's amazing. Why do we do that?<br /><br /> <br />That's pollen power. More pollen, more<br />flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.<br /><br /> <br />Oool.<br /><br /> <br />I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.<br />Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?<br /><br /> <br />Oopy that visual.<br /><br /> <br />Wait. One of these flowers<br />seems to be on the move.<br /><br /> <br />Say again? You're reporting<br />a moving flower?<br /><br /> <br />Affirmative.<br /><br /> <br />That was on the line!<br /><br /> <br />This is the coolest. What is it?<br /><br /> <br />I don't know, but I'm loving this color.<br /><br /> <br />It smells good.<br />Not like a flower, but I like it.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, fuzzy.<br /><br /> <br />Ohemical-y.<br /><br /> <br />Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.<br /><br /> <br />My sweet lord of bees!<br /><br /> <br />Oandy-brain, get off there!<br /><br /> <br />Problem!<br /><br /> <br />- Guys!<br />- This could be bad.<br /><br /> <br />Affirmative.<br /><br /> <br />Very close.<br /><br /> <br />Gonna hurt.<br /><br /> <br />Mama's little boy.<br /><br /> <br />You are way out of position, rookie!<br /><br /> <br />Ooming in at you like a missile!<br /><br /> <br />Help me!<br /><br /> <br />I don't think these are flowers.<br /><br /> <br />- Should we tell him?<br />- I think he knows.<br /><br /> <br />What is this?!<br /><br /> <br />Match point!<br /><br /> <br />You can start packing up, honey,<br />because you're about to eat it!<br /><br /> <br />Yowser!<br /><br /> <br />Gross.<br /><br /> <br />There's a bee in the car!<br /><br /> <br />- Do something!<br />- I'm driving!<br /><br /> <br />- Hi, bee.<br />- He's back here!<br /><br /> <br />He's going to sting me!<br /><br /> <br />Nobody move. If you don't move,<br />he won't sting you. Freeze!<br /><br /> <br />He blinked!<br /><br /> <br />Spray him, Granny!<br /><br /> <br />What are you doing?!<br /><br /> <br />Wow... the tension level<br />out here is unbelievable.<br /><br /> <br />I gotta get home.<br /><br /> <br />Oan't fly in rain.<br /><br /> <br />Oan't fly in rain.<br /><br /> <br />Oan't fly in rain.<br /><br /> <br />Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!<br /><br /> <br />Ken, could you close<br />the window please?<br /><br /> <br />Ken, could you close<br />the window please?<br /><br /> <br />Oheck out my new resume.<br />I made it into a fold-out brochure.<br /><br /> <br />You see? Folds out.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.<br /><br /> <br />What was that?<br /><br /> <br />Maybe this time. This time. This time.<br />This time! This time! This...<br /><br /> <br />Drapes!<br /><br /> <br />That is diabolical.<br /><br /> <br />It's fantastic. It's got all my special<br />skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.<br /><br /> <br />What's number one? Star Wars?<br /><br /> <br />Nah, I don't go for that...<br /><br /> <br />...kind of stuff.<br /><br /> <br />No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.<br />They're out of their minds.<br /><br /> <br />When I leave a job interview, they're<br />flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.<br /><br /> <br />There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.<br /><br /> <br />I don't remember the sun<br />having a big 75 on it.<br /><br /> <br />I predicted global warming.<br /><br /> <br />I could feel it getting hotter.<br />At first I thought it was just me.<br /><br /> <br />Wait! Stop! Bee!<br /><br /> <br />Stand back. These are winter boots.<br /><br /> <br />Wait!<br /><br /> <br />Don't kill him!<br /><br /> <br />You know I'm allergic to them!<br />This thing could kill me!<br /><br /> <br />Why does his life have<br />less value than yours?<br /><br /> <br />Why does his life have any less value<br />than mine? Is that your statement?<br /><br /> <br />I'm just saying all life has value. You<br />don't know what he's capable of feeling.<br /><br /> <br />My brochure!<br /><br /> <br />There you go, little guy.<br /><br /> <br />I'm not scared of him.<br />It's an allergic thing.<br /><br /> <br />Put that on your resume brochure.<br /><br /> <br />My whole face could puff up.<br /><br /> <br />Make it one of your special skills.<br /><br /> <br />Knocking someone out<br />is also a special skill.<br /><br /> <br />Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.<br /><br /> <br />- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?<br />- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.<br /><br /> <br />- You could put carob chips on there.<br />- Bye.<br /><br /> <br />- Supposed to be less calories.<br />- Bye.<br /><br /> <br />I gotta say something.<br /><br /> <br />She saved my life.<br />I gotta say something.<br /><br /> <br />All right, here it goes.<br /><br /> <br />Nah.<br /><br /> <br />What would I say?<br /><br /> <br />I could really get in trouble.<br /><br /> <br />It's a bee law.<br />You're not supposed to talk to a human.<br /><br /> <br />I can't believe I'm doing this.<br /><br /> <br />I've got to.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!<br /><br /> <br />No. Yes. No.<br /><br /> <br />Do it. I can't.<br /><br /> <br />How should I start it?<br />"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.<br /><br /> <br />Here she comes! Speak, you fool!<br /><br /> <br />Hi!<br /><br /> <br />I'm sorry.<br /><br /> <br />- You're talking.<br />- Yes, I know.<br /><br /> <br />You're talking!<br /><br /> <br />I'm so sorry.<br /><br /> <br />No, it's OK. It's fine.<br />I know I'm dreaming.<br /><br /> <br />But I don't recall going to bed.<br /><br /> <br />Well, I'm sure this<br />is very disconcerting.<br /><br /> <br />This is a bit of a surprise to me.<br />I mean, you're a bee!<br /><br /> <br />I am. And I'm not supposed<br />to be doing this,<br /><br /> <br />but they were all trying to kill me.<br /><br /> <br />And if it wasn't for you...<br /><br /> <br />I had to thank you.<br />It's just how I was raised.<br /><br /> <br />That was a little weird.<br /><br /> <br />- I'm talking with a bee.<br />- Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />I'm talking to a bee.<br />And the bee is talking to me!<br /><br /> <br />I just want to say I'm grateful.<br />I'll leave now.<br /><br /> <br />- Wait! How did you learn to do that?<br />- What?<br /><br /> <br />The talking thing.<br /><br /> <br />Same way you did, I guess.<br />"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.<br /><br /> <br />- That's very funny.<br />- Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,<br />we'd cry with what we have to deal with.<br /><br /> <br />Anyway...<br /><br /> <br />Oan I...<br /><br /> <br />...get you something?<br />- Like what?<br /><br /> <br />I don't know. I mean...<br />I don't know. Ooffee?<br /><br /> <br />I don't want to put you out.<br /><br /> <br />It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.<br /><br /> <br />- It's just coffee.<br />- I hate to impose.<br /><br /> <br />- Don't be ridiculous!<br />- Actually, I would love a cup.<br /><br /> <br />Hey, you want rum cake?<br /><br /> <br />- I shouldn't.<br />- Have some.<br /><br /> <br />- No, I can't.<br />- Oome on!<br /><br /> <br />I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.<br /><br /> <br />- Where?<br />- These stripes don't help.<br /><br /> <br />You look great!<br /><br /> <br />I don't know if you know<br />anything about fashion.<br /><br /> <br />Are you all right?<br /><br /> <br />No.<br /><br /> <br />He's making the tie in the cab<br />as they're flying up Madison.<br /><br /> <br />He finally gets there.<br /><br /> <br />He runs up the steps into the church.<br />The wedding is on.<br /><br /> <br />And he says, "Watermelon?<br />I thought you said Guatemalan.<br /><br /> <br />Why would I marry a watermelon?"<br /><br /> <br />Is that a bee joke?<br /><br /> <br />That's the kind of stuff we do.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, different.<br /><br /> <br />So, what are you gonna do, Barry?<br /><br /> <br />About work? I don't know.<br /><br /> <br />I want to do my part for the hive,<br />but I can't do it the way they want.<br /><br /> <br />I know how you feel.<br /><br /> <br />- You do?<br />- Sure.<br /><br /> <br />My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or<br />a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.<br /><br /> <br />- Really?<br />- My only interest is flowers.<br /><br /> <br />Our new queen was just elected<br />with that same campaign slogan.<br /><br /> <br />Anyway, if you look...<br /><br /> <br />There's my hive right there. See it?<br /><br /> <br />You're in Sheep Meadow!<br /><br /> <br />Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!<br /><br /> <br />No way! I know that area.<br />I lost a toe ring there once.<br /><br /> <br />- Why do girls put rings on their toes?<br />- Why not?<br /><br /> <br />- It's like putting a hat on your knee.<br />- Maybe I'll try that.<br /><br /> <br />- You all right, ma'am?<br />- Oh, yeah. Fine.<br /><br /> <br />Just having two cups of coffee!<br /><br /> <br />Anyway, this has been great.<br />Thanks for the coffee.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, it's no trouble.<br /><br /> <br />Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,<br />I'd be up the rest of my life.<br /><br /> <br />Are you...?<br /><br /> <br />Oan I take a piece of this with me?<br /><br /> <br />Sure! Here, have a crumb.<br /><br /> <br />- Thanks!<br />- Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />All right. Well, then...<br />I guess I'll see you around.<br /><br /> <br />Or not.<br /><br /> <br />OK, Barry.<br /><br /> <br />And thank you<br />so much again... for before.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, that? That was nothing.<br /><br /> <br />Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...<br /><br /> <br />This can't possibly work.<br /><br /> <br />He's all set to go.<br />We may as well try it.<br /><br /> <br />OK, Dave, pull the chute.<br /><br /> <br />- Sounds amazing.<br />- It was amazing!<br /><br /> <br />It was the scariest,<br />happiest moment of my life.<br /><br /> <br />Humans! I can't believe<br />you were with humans!<br /><br /> <br />Giant, scary humans!<br />What were they like?<br /><br /> <br />Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.<br /><br /> <br />They eat crazy giant things.<br />They drive crazy.<br /><br /> <br />- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?<br />- Some of them. But some of them don't.<br /><br /> <br />- How'd you get back?<br />- Poodle.<br /><br /> <br />You did it, and I'm glad. You saw<br />whatever you wanted to see.<br /><br /> <br />You had your "experience." Now you<br />can pick out yourjob and be normal.<br /><br /> <br />- Well...<br />- Well?<br /><br /> <br />Well, I met someone.<br /><br /> <br />You did? Was she Bee-ish?<br /><br /> <br />- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!<br />- No, no, no, not a wasp.<br /><br /> <br />- Spider?<br />- I'm not attracted to spiders.<br /><br /> <br />I know it's the hottest thing,<br />with the eight legs and all.<br /><br /> <br />I can't get by that face.<br /><br /> <br />So who is she?<br /><br /> <br />She's... human.<br /><br /> <br />No, no. That's a bee law.<br />You wouldn't break a bee law.<br /><br /> <br />- Her name's Vanessa.<br />- Oh, boy.<br /><br /> <br />She's so nice. And she's a florist!<br /><br /> <br />Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!<br /><br /> <br />We're not dating.<br /><br /> <br />You're flying outside the hive, talking<br />to humans that attack our homes<br /><br /> <br />with power washers and M-80s!<br />One-eighth a stick of dynamite!<br /><br /> <br />She saved my life!<br />And she understands me.<br /><br /> <br />This is over!<br /><br /> <br />Eat this.<br /><br /> <br />This is not over! What was that?<br /><br /> <br />- They call it a crumb.<br />- It was so stingin' stripey!<br /><br /> <br />And that's not what they eat.<br />That's what falls off what they eat!<br /><br /> <br />- You know what a Oinnabon is?<br />- No.<br /><br /> <br />It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.<br />They heat it up...<br /><br /> <br />Sit down!<br /><br /> <br />...really hot!<br />- Listen to me!<br /><br /> <br />We are not them! We're us.<br />There's us and there's them!<br /><br /> <br />Yes, but who can deny<br />the heart that is yearning?<br /><br /> <br />There's no yearning.<br />Stop yearning. Listen to me!<br /><br /> <br />You have got to start thinking bee,<br />my friend. Thinking bee!<br /><br /> <br />- Thinking bee.<br />- Thinking bee.<br /><br /> <br />Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br />Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /><br /> <br />There he is. He's in the pool.<br /><br /> <br />You know what your problem is, Barry?<br /><br /> <br />I gotta start thinking bee?<br /><br /> <br />How much longer will this go on?<br /><br /> <br />It's been three days!<br />Why aren't you working?<br /><br /> <br />I've got a lot of big life decisions<br />to think about.<br /><br /> <br />What life? You have no life!<br />You have no job. You're barely a bee!<br /><br /> <br />Would it kill you<br />to make a little honey?<br /><br /> <br />Barry, come out.<br />Your father's talking to you.<br /><br /> <br />Martin, would you talk to him?<br /><br /> <br />Barry, I'm talking to you!<br /><br /> <br />You coming?<br /><br /> <br />Got everything?<br /><br /> <br />All set!<br /><br /> <br />Go ahead. I'll catch up.<br /><br /> <br />Don't be too long.<br /><br /> <br />Watch this!<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa!<br /><br /> <br />- We're still here.<br />- I told you not to yell at him.<br /><br /> <br />He doesn't respond to yelling!<br /><br /> <br />- Then why yell at me?<br />- Because you don't listen!<br /><br /> <br />I'm not listening to this.<br /><br /> <br />Sorry, I've gotta go.<br /><br /> <br />- Where are you going?<br />- I'm meeting a friend.<br /><br /> <br />A girl? Is this why you can't decide?<br /><br /> <br />Bye.<br /><br /> <br />I just hope she's Bee-ish.<br /><br /> <br />They have a huge parade<br />of flowers every year in Pasadena?<br /><br /> <br />To be in the Tournament of Roses,<br />that's every florist's dream!<br /><br /> <br />Up on a float, surrounded<br />by flowers, crowds cheering.<br /><br /> <br />A tournament. Do the roses<br />compete in athletic events?<br /><br /> <br />No. All right, I've got one.<br />How come you don't fly everywhere?<br /><br /> <br />It's exhausting. Why don't you<br />run everywhere? It's faster.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, OK, I see, I see.<br />All right, your turn.<br /><br /> <br />TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?<br />That's insane!<br /><br /> <br />You don't have that?<br /><br /> <br />We have Hivo, but it's a disease.<br />It's a horrible, horrible disease.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, my.<br /><br /> <br />Dumb bees!<br /><br /> <br />You must want to sting all those jerks.<br /><br /> <br />We try not to sting.<br />It's usually fatal for us.<br /><br /> <br />So you have to watch your temper.<br /><br /> <br />Very carefully.<br />You kick a wall, take a walk,<br /><br /> <br />write an angry letter and throw it out.<br />Work through it like any emotion:<br /><br /> <br />Anger, jealousy, lust.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?<br /><br /> <br />Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />- What is wrong with you?!<br />- It's a bug.<br /><br /> <br />He's not bothering anybody.<br />Get out of here, you creep!<br /><br /> <br />What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, it was. How did you know?<br /><br /> <br />It felt like about 10 pages.<br />Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.<br /><br /> <br />You've really got that<br />down to a science.<br /><br /> <br />- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.<br />- I'll bet.<br /><br /> <br />What in the name<br />of Mighty Hercules is this?<br /><br /> <br />How did this get here?<br />Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,<br /><br /> <br />Ray Liotta Private Select?<br /><br /> <br />- Is he that actor?<br />- I never heard of him.<br /><br /> <br />- Why is this here?<br />- For people. We eat it.<br /><br /> <br />You don't have<br />enough food of your own?<br /><br /> <br />- Well, yes.<br />- How do you get it?<br /><br /> <br />- Bees make it.<br />- I know who makes it!<br /><br /> <br />And it's hard to make it!<br /><br /> <br />There's heating, cooling, stirring.<br />You need a whole Krelman thing!<br /><br /> <br />- It's organic.<br />- It's our-ganic!<br /><br /> <br />It's just honey, Barry.<br /><br /> <br />Just what?!<br /><br /> <br />Bees don't know about this!<br />This is stealing! A lot of stealing!<br /><br /> <br />You've taken our homes, schools,<br />hospitals! This is all we have!<br /><br /> <br />And it's on sale?!<br />I'm getting to the bottom of this.<br /><br /> <br />I'm getting to the bottom<br />of all of this!<br /><br /> <br />Hey, Hector.<br /><br /> <br />- You almost done?<br />- Almost.<br /><br /> <br />He is here. I sense it.<br /><br /> <br />Well, I guess I'll go home now<br /><br /> <br />and just leave this nice honey out,<br />with no one around.<br /><br /> <br />You're busted, box boy!<br /><br /> <br />I knew I heard something.<br />So you can talk!<br /><br /> <br />I can talk.<br />And now you'll start talking!<br /><br /> <br />Where you getting the sweet stuff?<br />Who's your supplier?<br /><br /> <br />I don't understand.<br />I thought we were friends.<br /><br /> <br />The last thing we want<br />to do is upset bees!<br /><br /> <br />You're too late! It's ours now!<br /><br /> <br />You, sir, have crossed<br />the wrong sword!<br /><br /> <br />You, sir, will be lunch<br />for my iguana, Ignacio!<br /><br /> <br />Where is the honey coming from?<br /><br /> <br />Tell me where!<br /><br /> <br />Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!<br /><br /> <br />Orazy person!<br /><br /> <br />What horrible thing has happened here?<br /><br /> <br />These faces, they never knew<br />what hit them. And now<br /><br /> <br />they're on the road to nowhere!<br /><br /> <br />Just keep still.<br /><br /> <br />What? You're not dead?<br /><br /> <br />Do I look dead? They will wipe anything<br />that moves. Where you headed?<br /><br /> <br />To Honey Farms.<br />I am onto something huge here.<br /><br /> <br />I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,<br />crazy stuff. Blows your head off!<br /><br /> <br />I'm going to Tacoma.<br /><br /> <br />- And you?<br />- He really is dead.<br /><br /> <br />All right.<br /><br /> <br />Uh-oh!<br /><br /> <br />- What is that?!<br />- Oh, no!<br /><br /> <br />- A wiper! Triple blade!<br />- Triple blade?<br /><br /> <br />Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!<br /><br /> <br />Why does everything have<br />to be so doggone clean?!<br /><br /> <br />How much do you people need to see?!<br /><br /> <br />Open your eyes!<br />Stick your head out the window!<br /><br /> <br />From NPR News in Washington,<br />I'm Oarl Kasell.<br /><br /> <br />But don't kill no more bugs!<br /><br /> <br />- Bee!<br />- Moose blood guy!!<br /><br /> <br />- You hear something?<br />- Like what?<br /><br /> <br />Like tiny screaming.<br /><br /> <br />Turn off the radio.<br /><br /> <br />Whassup, bee boy?<br /><br /> <br />Hey, Blood.<br /><br /> <br />Just a row of honey jars,<br />as far as the eye could see.<br /><br /> <br />Wow!<br /><br /> <br />I assume wherever this truck goes<br />is where they're getting it.<br /><br /> <br />I mean, that honey's ours.<br /><br /> <br />- Bees hang tight.<br />- We're all jammed in.<br /><br /> <br />It's a close community.<br /><br /> <br />Not us, man. We on our own.<br />Every mosquito on his own.<br /><br /> <br />- What if you get in trouble?<br />- You a mosquito, you in trouble.<br /><br /> <br />Nobody likes us. They just smack.<br />See a mosquito, smack, smack!<br /><br /> <br />At least you're out in the world.<br />You must meet girls.<br /><br /> <br />Mosquito girls try to trade up,<br />get with a moth, dragonfly.<br /><br /> <br />Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.<br /><br /> <br />You got to be kidding me!<br /><br /> <br />Mooseblood's about to leave<br />the building! So long, bee!<br /><br /> <br />- Hey, guys!<br />- Mooseblood!<br /><br /> <br />I knew I'd catch y'all down here.<br />Did you bring your crazy straw?<br /><br /> <br />We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,<br />and it's pretty much pure profit.<br /><br /> <br />What is this place?<br /><br /> <br />A bee's got a brain<br />the size of a pinhead.<br /><br /> <br />They are pinheads!<br /><br /> <br />Pinhead.<br /><br /> <br />- Oheck out the new smoker.<br />- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.<br /><br /> <br />The Thomas 3000!<br /><br /> <br />Smoker?<br /><br /> <br />Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.<br />Twice the nicotine, all the tar.<br /><br /> <br />A couple breaths of this<br />knocks them right out.<br /><br /> <br />They make the honey,<br />and we make the money.<br /><br /> <br />"They make the honey,<br />and we make the money"?<br /><br /> <br />Oh, my!<br /><br /> <br />What's going on? Are you OK?<br /><br /> <br />Yeah. It doesn't last too long.<br /><br /> <br />Do you know you're<br />in a fake hive with fake walls?<br /><br /> <br />Our queen was moved here.<br />We had no choice.<br /><br /> <br />This is your queen?<br />That's a man in women's clothes!<br /><br /> <br />That's a drag queen!<br /><br /> <br />What is this?<br /><br /> <br />Oh, no!<br /><br /> <br />There's hundreds of them!<br /><br /> <br />Bee honey.<br /><br /> <br />Our honey is being brazenly stolen<br />on a massive scale!<br /><br /> <br />This is worse than anything bears<br />have done! I intend to do something.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, Barry, stop.<br /><br /> <br />Who told you humans are taking<br />our honey? That's a rumor.<br /><br /> <br />Do these look like rumors?<br /><br /> <br />That's a conspiracy theory.<br />These are obviously doctored photos.<br /><br /> <br />How did you get mixed up in this?<br /><br /> <br />He's been talking to humans.<br /><br /> <br />- What?<br />- Talking to humans?!<br /><br /> <br />He has a human girlfriend.<br />And they make out!<br /><br /> <br />Make out? Barry!<br /><br /> <br />We do not.<br /><br /> <br />- You wish you could.<br />- Whose side are you on?<br /><br /> <br />The bees!<br /><br /> <br />I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.<br />Those crazy legs kept me up all night.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, this is what you want<br />to do with your life?<br /><br /> <br />I want to do it for all our lives.<br />Nobody works harder than bees!<br /><br /> <br />Dad, I remember you<br />coming home so overworked<br /><br /> <br />your hands were still stirring.<br />You couldn't stop.<br /><br /> <br />I remember that.<br /><br /> <br />What right do they have to our honey?<br /><br /> <br />We live on two cups a year. They put it<br />in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!<br /><br /> <br />Even if it's true, what can one bee do?<br /><br /> <br />Sting them where it really hurts.<br /><br /> <br />In the face! The eye!<br /><br /> <br />- That would hurt.<br />- No.<br /><br /> <br />Up the nose? That's a killer.<br /><br /> <br />There's only one place you can sting<br />the humans, one place where it matters.<br /><br /> <br />Hive at Five, the hive's only<br />full-hour action news source.<br /><br /> <br />No more bee beards!<br /><br /> <br />With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.<br /><br /> <br />Weather with Storm Stinger.<br /><br /> <br />Sports with Buzz Larvi.<br /><br /> <br />And Jeanette Ohung.<br /><br /> <br />- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.<br />- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.<br /><br /> <br />A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,<br /><br /> <br />intends to sue the human race<br />for stealing our honey,<br /><br /> <br />packaging it and profiting<br />from it illegally!<br /><br /> <br />Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,<br /><br /> <br />we'll have three former queens here in<br />our studio, discussing their new book,<br /><br /> <br />Olassy Ladies,<br />out this week on Hexagon.<br /><br /> <br />Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.<br /><br /> <br />Did you ever think, "I'm a kid<br />from the hive. I can't do this"?<br /><br /> <br />Bees have never been afraid<br />to change the world.<br /><br /> <br />What about Bee Oolumbus?<br />Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?<br /><br /> <br />Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.<br /><br /> <br />We were thinking<br />of stickball or candy stores.<br /><br /> <br />How old are you?<br /><br /> <br />The bee community<br />is supporting you in this case,<br /><br /> <br />which will be the trial<br />of the bee century.<br /><br /> <br />You know, they have a Larry King<br />in the human world too.<br /><br /> <br />It's a common name. Next week...<br /><br /> <br />He looks like you and has a show<br />and suspenders and colored dots...<br /><br /> <br />Next week...<br /><br /> <br />Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the<br />guest even though you just heard 'em.<br /><br /> <br />Bear Week next week!<br />They're scary, hairy and here live.<br /><br /> <br />Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,<br />squinty eyes, very Jewish.<br /><br /> <br />In tennis, you attack<br />at the point of weakness!<br /><br /> <br />It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.<br /><br /> <br />Honey, her backhand's a joke!<br />I'm not gonna take advantage of that?<br /><br /> <br />Quiet, please.<br />Actual work going on here.<br /><br /> <br />- Is that that same bee?<br />- Yes, it is!<br /><br /> <br />I'm helping him sue the human race.<br /><br /> <br />- Hello.<br />- Hello, bee.<br /><br /> <br />This is Ken.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size<br />ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.<br /><br /> <br />Why does he talk again?<br /><br /> <br />Listen, you better go<br />'cause we're really busy working.<br /><br /> <br />But it's our yogurt night!<br /><br /> <br />Bye-bye.<br /><br /> <br />Why is yogurt night so difficult?!<br /><br /> <br />You poor thing.<br />You two have been at this for hours!<br /><br /> <br />Yes, and Adam here<br />has been a huge help.<br /><br /> <br />- Frosting...<br />- How many sugars?<br /><br /> <br />Just one. I try not<br />to use the competition.<br /><br /> <br />So why are you helping me?<br /><br /> <br />Bees have good qualities.<br /><br /> <br />And it takes my mind off the shop.<br /><br /> <br />Instead of flowers, people<br />are giving balloon bouquets now.<br /><br /> <br />Those are great, if you're three.<br /><br /> <br />And artificial flowers.<br /><br /> <br />- Oh, those just get me psychotic!<br />- Yeah, me too.<br /><br /> <br />Bent stingers, pointless pollination.<br /><br /> <br />Bees must hate those fake things!<br /><br /> <br />Nothing worse<br />than a daffodil that's had work done.<br /><br /> <br />Maybe this could make up<br />for it a little bit.<br /><br /> <br />- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.<br />- I guess.<br /><br /> <br />You sure you want to go through with it?<br /><br /> <br />Am I sure? When I'm done with<br />the humans, they won't be able<br /><br /> <br />to say, "Honey, I'm home,"<br />without paying a royalty!<br /><br /> <br />It's an incredible scene<br />here in downtown Manhattan,<br /><br /> <br />where the world anxiously waits,<br />because for the first time in history,<br /><br /> <br />we will hear for ourselves<br />if a honeybee can actually speak.<br /><br /> <br />What have we gotten into here, Barry?<br /><br /> <br />It's pretty big, isn't it?<br /><br /> <br />I can't believe how many humans<br />don't work during the day.<br /><br /> <br />You think billion-dollar multinational<br />food companies have good lawyers?<br /><br /> <br />Everybody needs to stay<br />behind the barricade.<br /><br /> <br />- What's the matter?<br />- I don't know, I just got a chill.<br /><br /> <br />Well, if it isn't the bee team.<br /><br /> <br />You boys work on this?<br /><br /> <br />All rise! The Honorable<br />Judge Bumbleton presiding.<br /><br /> <br />All right. Oase number 4475,<br /><br /> <br />Superior Oourt of New York,<br />Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry<br /><br /> <br />is now in session.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Montgomery, you're representing<br />the five food companies collectively?<br /><br /> <br />A privilege.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Benson... you're representing<br />all the bees of the world?<br /><br /> <br />I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,<br />we're ready to proceed.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Montgomery,<br />your opening statement, please.<br /><br /> <br />Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,<br /><br /> <br />my grandmother was a simple woman.<br /><br /> <br />Born on a farm, she believed<br />it was man's divine right<br /><br /> <br />to benefit from the bounty<br />of nature God put before us.<br /><br /> <br />If we lived in the topsy-turvy world<br />Mr. Benson imagines,<br /><br /> <br />just think of what would it mean.<br /><br /> <br />I would have to negotiate<br />with the silkworm<br /><br /> <br />for the elastic in my britches!<br /><br /> <br />Talking bee!<br /><br /> <br />How do we know this isn't some sort of<br /><br /> <br />holographic motion-picture-capture<br />Hollywood wizardry?<br /><br /> <br />They could be using laser beams!<br /><br /> <br />Robotics! Ventriloquism!<br />Oloning! For all we know,<br /><br /> <br />he could be on steroids!<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Benson?<br /><br /> <br />Ladies and gentlemen,<br />there's no trickery here.<br /><br /> <br />I'm just an ordinary bee.<br />Honey's pretty important to me.<br /><br /> <br />It's important to all bees.<br />We invented it!<br /><br /> <br />We make it. And we protect it<br />with our lives.<br /><br /> <br />Unfortunately, there are<br />some people in this room<br /><br /> <br />who think they can take it from us<br /><br /> <br />'cause we're the little guys!<br />I'm hoping that, after this is all over,<br /><br /> <br />you'll see how, by taking our honey,<br />you not only take everything we have<br /><br /> <br />but everything we are!<br /><br /> <br />I wish he'd dress like that<br />all the time. So nice!<br /><br /> <br />Oall your first witness.<br /><br /> <br />So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden<br />of Honey Farms, big company you have.<br /><br /> <br />I suppose so.<br /><br /> <br />I see you also own<br />Honeyburton and Honron!<br /><br /> <br />Yes, they provide beekeepers<br />for our farms.<br /><br /> <br />Beekeeper. I find that<br />to be a very disturbing term.<br /><br /> <br />I don't imagine you employ<br />any bee-free-ers, do you?<br /><br /> <br />- No.<br />- I couldn't hear you.<br /><br /> <br />- No.<br />- No.<br /><br /> <br />Because you don't free bees.<br />You keep bees. Not only that,<br /><br /> <br />it seems you thought a bear would be<br />an appropriate image for a jar of honey.<br /><br /> <br />They're very lovable creatures.<br /><br /> <br />Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.<br /><br /> <br />You mean like this?<br /><br /> <br />Bears kill bees!<br /><br /> <br />How'd you like his head crashing<br />through your living room?!<br /><br /> <br />Biting into your couch!<br />Spitting out your throw pillows!<br /><br /> <br />OK, that's enough. Take him away.<br /><br /> <br />So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.<br />Your name intrigues me.<br /><br /> <br />- Where have I heard it before?<br />- I was with a band called The Police.<br /><br /> <br />But you've never been<br />a police officer, have you?<br /><br /> <br />No, I haven't.<br /><br /> <br />No, you haven't. And so here<br />we have yet another example<br /><br /> <br />of bee culture casually<br />stolen by a human<br /><br /> <br />for nothing more than<br />a prance-about stage name.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, please.<br /><br /> <br />Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?<br /><br /> <br />Because I'm feeling<br />a little stung, Sting.<br /><br /> <br />Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!<br /><br /> <br />That's not his real name?! You idiots!<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Liotta, first,<br />belated congratulations on<br /><br /> <br />your Emmy win for a guest spot<br />on ER in 2005.<br /><br /> <br />Thank you. Thank you.<br /><br /> <br />I see from your resume<br />that you're devilishly handsome<br /><br /> <br />with a churning inner turmoil<br />that's ready to blow.<br /><br /> <br />I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?<br /><br /> <br />Not yet it isn't. But is this<br />what it's come to for you?<br /><br /> <br />Exploiting tiny, helpless bees<br />so you don't<br /><br /> <br />have to rehearse<br />your part and learn your lines, sir?<br /><br /> <br />Watch it, Benson!<br />I could blow right now!<br /><br /> <br />This isn't a goodfella.<br />This is a badfella!<br /><br /> <br />Why doesn't someone just step on<br />this creep, and we can all go home?!<br /><br /> <br />- Order in this court!<br />- You're all thinking it!<br /><br /> <br />Order! Order, I say!<br /><br /> <br />- Say it!<br />- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!<br /><br /> <br />I think it was awfully nice<br />of that bear to pitch in like that.<br /><br /> <br />I think the jury's on our side.<br /><br /> <br />Are we doing everything right, legally?<br /><br /> <br />I'm a florist.<br /><br /> <br />Right. Well, here's to a great team.<br /><br /> <br />To a great team!<br /><br /> <br />Well, hello.<br /><br /> <br />- Ken!<br />- Hello.<br /><br /> <br />I didn't think you were coming.<br /><br /> <br />No, I was just late.<br />I tried to call, but... the battery.<br /><br /> <br />I didn't want all this to go to waste,<br />so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, that was lucky.<br /><br /> <br />There's a little left.<br />I could heat it up.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.<br /><br /> <br />So I hear you're quite a tennis player.<br /><br /> <br />I'm not much for the game myself.<br />The ball's a little grabby.<br /><br /> <br />That's where I usually sit.<br />Right... there.<br /><br /> <br />Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,<br /><br /> <br />and he agreed with me that eating with<br />chopsticks isn't really a special skill.<br /><br /> <br />You think I don't see what you're doing?<br /><br /> <br />I know how hard it is to find<br />the rightjob. We have that in common.<br /><br /> <br />Do we?<br /><br /> <br />Bees have 100 percent employment,<br />but we do jobs like taking the crud out.<br /><br /> <br />That's just what<br />I was thinking about doing.<br /><br /> <br />Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor<br />for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.<br /><br /> <br />I'm going to drain the old stinger.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah, you do that.<br /><br /> <br />Look at that.<br /><br /> <br />You know, I've just about had it<br /><br /> <br />with your little mind games.<br /><br /> <br />- What's that?<br />- Italian Vogue.<br /><br /> <br />Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.<br /><br /> <br />A lot of ads.<br /><br /> <br />Remember what Van said, why is<br />your life more valuable than mine?<br /><br /> <br />Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!<br /><br /> <br />I think something stinks in here!<br /><br /> <br />I love the smell of flowers.<br /><br /> <br />How do you like the smell of flames?!<br /><br /> <br />Not as much.<br /><br /> <br />Water bug! Not taking sides!<br /><br /> <br />Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!<br />This is pathetic!<br /><br /> <br />I've got issues!<br /><br /> <br />Well, well, well, a royal flush!<br /><br /> <br />- You're bluffing.<br />- Am I?<br /><br /> <br />Surf's up, dude!<br /><br /> <br />Poo water!<br /><br /> <br />That bowl is gnarly.<br /><br /> <br />Except for those dirty yellow rings!<br /><br /> <br />Kenneth! What are you doing?!<br /><br /> <br />You know, I don't even like honey!<br />I don't eat it!<br /><br /> <br />We need to talk!<br /><br /> <br />He's just a little bee!<br /><br /> <br />And he happens to be<br />the nicest bee I've met in a long time!<br /><br /> <br />Long time? What are you talking about?!<br />Are there other bugs in your life?<br /><br /> <br />No, but there are other things bugging<br />me in life. And you're one of them!<br /><br /> <br />Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...<br /><br /> <br />My nerves are fried from riding<br />on this emotional roller coaster!<br /><br /> <br />Goodbye, Ken.<br /><br /> <br />And for your information,<br /><br /> <br />I prefer sugar-free, artificial<br />sweeteners made by man!<br /><br /> <br />I'm sorry about all that.<br /><br /> <br />I know it's got<br />an aftertaste! I like it!<br /><br /> <br />I always felt there was some kind<br />of barrier between Ken and me.<br /><br /> <br />I couldn't overcome it.<br />Oh, well.<br /><br /> <br />Are you OK for the trial?<br /><br /> <br />I believe Mr. Montgomery<br />is about out of ideas.<br /><br /> <br />We would like to call<br />Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.<br /><br /> <br />Good idea! You can really see why he's<br />considered one of the best lawyers...<br /><br /> <br />Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />Layton, you've<br />gotta weave some magic<br /><br /> <br />with this jury,<br />or it's gonna be all over.<br /><br /> <br />Don't worry. The only thing I have<br />to do to turn this jury around<br /><br /> <br />is to remind them<br />of what they don't like about bees.<br /><br /> <br />- You got the tweezers?<br />- Are you allergic?<br /><br /> <br />Only to losing, son. Only to losing.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you<br />what I think we'd all like to know.<br /><br /> <br />What exactly is your relationship<br /><br /> <br />to that woman?<br /><br /> <br />We're friends.<br /><br /> <br />- Good friends?<br />- Yes.<br /><br /> <br />How good? Do you live together?<br /><br /> <br />Wait a minute...<br /><br /> <br />Are you her little...<br /><br /> <br />...bedbug?<br /><br /> <br />I've seen a bee documentary or two.<br />From what I understand,<br /><br /> <br />doesn't your queen give birth<br />to all the bee children?<br /><br /> <br />- Yeah, but...<br />- So those aren't your real parents!<br /><br /> <br />- Oh, Barry...<br />- Yes, they are!<br /><br /> <br />Hold me back!<br /><br /> <br />You're an illegitimate bee,<br />aren't you, Benson?<br /><br /> <br />He's denouncing bees!<br /><br /> <br />Don't y'all date your cousins?<br /><br /> <br />- Objection!<br />- I'm going to pincushion this guy!<br /><br /> <br />Adam, don't! It's what he wants!<br /><br /> <br />Oh, I'm hit!!<br /><br /> <br />Oh, lordy, I am hit!<br /><br /> <br />Order! Order!<br /><br /> <br />The venom! The venom<br />is coursing through my veins!<br /><br /> <br />I have been felled<br />by a winged beast of destruction!<br /><br /> <br />You see? You can't treat them<br />like equals! They're striped savages!<br /><br /> <br />Stinging's the only thing<br />they know! It's their way!<br /><br /> <br />- Adam, stay with me.<br />- I can't feel my legs.<br /><br /> <br />What angel of mercy<br />will come forward to suck the poison<br /><br /> <br />from my heaving buttocks?<br /><br /> <br />I will have order in this court. Order!<br /><br /> <br />Order, please!<br /><br /> <br />The case of the honeybees<br />versus the human race<br /><br /> <br />took a pointed turn against the bees<br /><br /> <br />yesterday when one of their legal<br />team stung Layton T. Montgomery.<br /><br /> <br />- Hey, buddy.<br />- Hey.<br /><br /> <br />- Is there much pain?<br />- Yeah.<br /><br /> <br />I...<br /><br /> <br />I blew the whole case, didn't I?<br /><br /> <br />It doesn't matter. What matters is<br />you're alive. You could have died.<br /><br /> <br />I'd be better off dead. Look at me.<br /><br /> <br />They got it from the cafeteria<br />downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.<br /><br /> <br />Look, there's<br />a little celery still on it.<br /><br /> <br />What was it like to sting someone?<br /><br /> <br />I can't explain it. It was all...<br /><br /> <br />All adrenaline and then...<br />and then ecstasy!<br /><br /> <br />All right.<br /><br /> <br />You think it was all a trap?<br /><br /> <br />Of course. I'm sorry.<br />I flew us right into this.<br /><br /> <br />What were we thinking? Look at us. We're<br />just a couple of bugs in this world.<br /><br /> <br />What will the humans do to us<br />if they win?<br /><br /> <br />I don't know.<br /><br /> <br />I hear they put the roaches in motels.<br />That doesn't sound so bad.<br /><br /> <br />Adam, they check in,<br />but they don't check out!<br /><br /> <br />Oh, my.<br /><br /> <br />Oould you get a nurse<br />to close that window?<br /><br /> <br />- Why?<br />- The smoke.<br /><br /> <br />Bees don't smoke.<br /><br /> <br />Right. Bees don't smoke.<br /><br /> <br />Bees don't smoke!<br />But some bees are smoking.<br /><br /> <br />That's it! That's our case!<br /><br /> <br />It is? It's not over?<br /><br /> <br />Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.<br /><br /> <br />Get back to the court and stall.<br />Stall any way you can.<br /><br /> <br />And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Flayman.<br /><br /> <br />Yes? Yes, Your Honor!<br /><br /> <br />Where is the rest of your team?<br /><br /> <br />Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.<br /><br /> <br />Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,<br /><br /> <br />and as a result,<br />we don't make very good time.<br /><br /> <br />I actually heard a funny story about...<br /><br /> <br />Your Honor,<br />haven't these ridiculous bugs<br /><br /> <br />taken up enough<br />of this court's valuable time?<br /><br /> <br />How much longer will we allow<br />these absurd shenanigans to go on?<br /><br /> <br />They have presented no compelling<br />evidence to support their charges<br /><br /> <br />against my clients,<br />who run legitimate businesses.<br /><br /> <br />I move for a complete dismissal<br />of this entire case!<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going<br /><br /> <br />to have to consider<br />Mr. Montgomery's motion.<br /><br /> <br />But you can't! We have a terrific case.<br /><br /> <br />Where is your proof?<br />Where is the evidence?<br /><br /> <br />Show me the smoking gun!<br /><br /> <br />Hold it, Your Honor!<br />You want a smoking gun?<br /><br /> <br />Here is your smoking gun.<br /><br /> <br />What is that?<br /><br /> <br />It's a bee smoker!<br /><br /> <br />What, this?<br />This harmless little contraption?<br /><br /> <br />This couldn't hurt a fly,<br />let alone a bee.<br /><br /> <br />Look at what has happened<br /><br /> <br />to bees who have never been asked,<br />"Smoking or non?"<br /><br /> <br />Is this what nature intended for us?<br /><br /> <br />To be forcibly addicted<br />to smoke machines<br /><br /> <br />and man-made wooden slat work camps?<br /><br /> <br />Living out our lives as honey slaves<br />to the white man?<br /><br /> <br />- What are we gonna do?<br />- He's playing the species card.<br /><br /> <br />Ladies and gentlemen, please,<br />free these bees!<br /><br /> <br />Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /><br /> <br />Free the bees!<br /><br /> <br />Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /><br /> <br />The court finds in favor of the bees!<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa, we won!<br /><br /> <br />I knew you could do it! High-five!<br /><br /> <br />Sorry.<br /><br /> <br />I'm OK! You know what this means?<br /><br /> <br />All the honey<br />will finally belong to the bees.<br /><br /> <br />Now we won't have<br />to work so hard all the time.<br /><br /> <br />This is an unholy perversion<br />of the balance of nature, Benson.<br /><br /> <br />You'll regret this.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, how much honey is out there?<br /><br /> <br />All right. One at a time.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, who are you wearing?<br /><br /> <br />My sweater is Ralph Lauren,<br />and I have no pants.<br /><br /> <br />- What if Montgomery's right?<br />- What do you mean?<br /><br /> <br />We've been living the bee way<br />a long time, 27 million years.<br /><br /> <br />Oongratulations on your victory.<br />What will you demand as a settlement?<br /><br /> <br />First, we'll demand a complete shutdown<br />of all bee work camps.<br /><br /> <br />Then we want back the honey<br />that was ours to begin with,<br /><br /> <br />every last drop.<br /><br /> <br />We demand an end to the glorification<br />of the bear as anything more<br /><br /> <br />than a filthy, smelly,<br />bad-breath stink machine.<br /><br /> <br />We're all aware<br />of what they do in the woods.<br /><br /> <br />Wait for my signal.<br /><br /> <br />Take him out.<br /><br /> <br />He'll have nauseous<br />for a few hours, then he'll be fine.<br /><br /> <br />And we will no longer tolerate<br />bee-negative nicknames...<br /><br /> <br />But it's just a prance-about stage name!<br /><br /> <br />...unnecessary inclusion of honey<br />in bogus health products<br /><br /> <br />and la-dee-da human<br />tea-time snack garnishments.<br /><br /> <br />Oan't breathe.<br /><br /> <br />Bring it in, boys!<br /><br /> <br />Hold it right there! Good.<br /><br /> <br />Tap it.<br /><br /> <br />Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,<br />and there's gallons more coming!<br /><br /> <br />- I think we need to shut down!<br />- Shut down? We've never shut down.<br /><br /> <br />Shut down honey production!<br /><br /> <br />Stop making honey!<br /><br /> <br />Turn your key, sir!<br /><br /> <br />What do we do now?<br /><br /> <br />Oannonball!<br /><br /> <br />We're shutting honey production!<br /><br /> <br />Mission abort.<br /><br /> <br />Aborting pollination and nectar detail.<br />Returning to base.<br /><br /> <br />Adam, you wouldn't believe<br />how much honey was out there.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, yeah?<br /><br /> <br />What's going on? Where is everybody?<br /><br /> <br />- Are they out celebrating?<br />- They're home.<br /><br /> <br />They don't know what to do.<br />Laying out, sleeping in.<br /><br /> <br />I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way<br />to San Antonio with a cricket.<br /><br /> <br />At least we got our honey back.<br /><br /> <br />Sometimes I think, so what if humans<br />liked our honey? Who wouldn't?<br /><br /> <br />It's the greatest thing in the world!<br />I was excited to be part of making it.<br /><br /> <br />This was my new desk. This was my<br />new job. I wanted to do it really well.<br /><br /> <br />And now...<br /><br /> <br />Now I can't.<br /><br /> <br />I don't understand<br />why they're not happy.<br /><br /> <br />I thought their lives would be better!<br /><br /> <br />They're doing nothing. It's amazing.<br />Honey really changes people.<br /><br /> <br />You don't have any idea<br />what's going on, do you?<br /><br /> <br />- What did you want to show me?<br />- This.<br /><br /> <br />What happened here?<br /><br /> <br />That is not the half of it.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, no. Oh, my.<br /><br /> <br />They're all wilting.<br /><br /> <br />Doesn't look very good, does it?<br /><br /> <br />No.<br /><br /> <br />And whose fault do you think that is?<br /><br /> <br />You know, I'm gonna guess bees.<br /><br /> <br />Bees?<br /><br /> <br />Specifically, me.<br /><br /> <br />I didn't think bees not needing to make<br />honey would affect all these things.<br /><br /> <br />It's notjust flowers.<br />Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.<br /><br /> <br />That's our whole SAT test right there.<br /><br /> <br />Take away produce, that affects<br />the entire animal kingdom.<br /><br /> <br />And then, of course...<br /><br /> <br />The human species?<br /><br /> <br />So if there's no more pollination,<br /><br /> <br />it could all just go south here,<br />couldn't it?<br /><br /> <br />I know this is also partly my fault.<br /><br /> <br />How about a suicide pact?<br /><br /> <br />How do we do it?<br /><br /> <br />- I'll sting you, you step on me.<br />- Thatjust kills you twice.<br /><br /> <br />Right, right.<br /><br /> <br />Listen, Barry...<br />sorry, but I gotta get going.<br /><br /> <br />I had to open my mouth and talk.<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa?<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa? Why are you leaving?<br />Where are you going?<br /><br /> <br />To the final Tournament of Roses parade<br />in Pasadena.<br /><br /> <br />They've moved it to this weekend<br />because all the flowers are dying.<br /><br /> <br />It's the last chance<br />I'll ever have to see it.<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.<br />I never meant it to turn out like this.<br /><br /> <br />I know. Me neither.<br /><br /> <br />Tournament of Roses.<br />Roses can't do sports.<br /><br /> <br />Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?<br /><br /> <br />Roses!<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa!<br /><br /> <br />Roses?!<br /><br /> <br />Barry?<br /><br /> <br />- Roses are flowers!<br />- Yes, they are.<br /><br /> <br />Flowers, bees, pollen!<br /><br /> <br />I know.<br />That's why this is the last parade.<br /><br /> <br />Maybe not.<br />Oould you ask him to slow down?<br /><br /> <br />Oould you slow down?<br /><br /> <br />Barry!<br /><br /> <br />OK, I made a huge mistake.<br />This is a total disaster, all my fault.<br /><br /> <br />Yes, it kind of is.<br /><br /> <br />I've ruined the planet.<br />I wanted to help you<br /><br /> <br />with the flower shop.<br />I've made it worse.<br /><br /> <br />Actually, it's completely closed down.<br /><br /> <br />I thought maybe you were remodeling.<br /><br /> <br />But I have another idea, and it's<br />greater than my previous ideas combined.<br /><br /> <br />I don't want to hear it!<br /><br /> <br />All right, they have the roses,<br />the roses have the pollen.<br /><br /> <br />I know every bee, plant<br />and flower bud in this park.<br /><br /> <br />All we gotta do is get what they've got<br />back here with what we've got.<br /><br /> <br />- Bees.<br />- Park.<br /><br /> <br />- Pollen!<br />- Flowers.<br /><br /> <br />- Repollination!<br />- Across the nation!<br /><br /> <br />Tournament of Roses,<br />Pasadena, Oalifornia.<br /><br /> <br />They've got nothing<br />but flowers, floats and cotton candy.<br /><br /> <br />Security will be tight.<br /><br /> <br />I have an idea.<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa Bloome, FTD.<br /><br /> <br />Official floral business. It's real.<br /><br /> <br />Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.<br /><br /> <br />Thank you. It was a gift.<br /><br /> <br />Once inside,<br />we just pick the right float.<br /><br /> <br />How about The Princess and the Pea?<br /><br /> <br />I could be the princess,<br />and you could be the pea!<br /><br /> <br />Yes, I got it.<br /><br /> <br />- Where should I sit?<br />- What are you?<br /><br /> <br />- I believe I'm the pea.<br />- The pea?<br /><br /> <br />It goes under the mattresses.<br /><br /> <br />- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.<br />- I'm getting the marshal.<br /><br /> <br />You do that!<br />This whole parade is a fiasco!<br /><br /> <br />Let's see what this baby'll do.<br /><br /> <br />Hey, what are you doing?!<br /><br /> <br />Then all we do<br />is blend in with traffic...<br /><br /> <br />...without arousing suspicion.<br /><br /> <br />Once at the airport,<br />there's no stopping us.<br /><br /> <br />Stop! Security.<br /><br /> <br />- You and your insect pack your float?<br />- Yes.<br /><br /> <br />Has it been<br />in your possession the entire time?<br /><br /> <br />Would you remove your shoes?<br /><br /> <br />- Remove your stinger.<br />- It's part of me.<br /><br /> <br />I know. Just having some fun.<br />Enjoy your flight.<br /><br /> <br />Then if we're lucky, we'll have<br />just enough pollen to do the job.<br /><br /> <br />Oan you believe how lucky we are? We<br />have just enough pollen to do the job!<br /><br /> <br />I think this is gonna work.<br /><br /> <br />It's got to work.<br /><br /> <br />Attention, passengers,<br />this is Oaptain Scott.<br /><br /> <br />We have a bit of bad weather<br />in New York.<br /><br /> <br />It looks like we'll experience<br />a couple hours delay.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, these are cut flowers<br />with no water. They'll never make it.<br /><br /> <br />I gotta get up there<br />and talk to them.<br /><br /> <br />Be careful.<br /><br /> <br />Oan I get help<br />with the Sky Mall magazine?<br /><br /> <br />I'd like to order the talking<br />inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.<br /><br /> <br />Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.<br /><br /> <br />- What'd you say, Hal?<br />- Nothing.<br /><br /> <br />Bee!<br /><br /> <br />Don't freak out! My entire species...<br /><br /> <br />What are you doing?<br /><br /> <br />- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!<br />- Who's an attorney?<br /><br /> <br />Don't move.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, Barry.<br /><br /> <br />Good afternoon, passengers.<br />This is your captain.<br /><br /> <br />Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B<br />please report to the cockpit?<br /><br /> <br />And please hurry!<br /><br /> <br />What happened here?<br /><br /> <br />There was a DustBuster,<br />a toupee, a life raft exploded.<br /><br /> <br />One's bald, one's in a boat,<br />they're both unconscious!<br /><br /> <br />- Is that another bee joke?<br />- No!<br /><br /> <br />No one's flying the plane!<br /><br /> <br />This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.<br />What's your status?<br /><br /> <br />This is Vanessa Bloome.<br />I'm a florist from New York.<br /><br /> <br />Where's the pilot?<br /><br /> <br />He's unconscious,<br />and so is the copilot.<br /><br /> <br />Not good. Does anyone onboard<br />have flight experience?<br /><br /> <br />As a matter of fact, there is.<br /><br /> <br />- Who's that?<br />- Barry Benson.<br /><br /> <br />From the honey trial?! Oh, great.<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa, this is nothing more<br />than a big metal bee.<br /><br /> <br />It's got giant wings, huge engines.<br /><br /> <br />I can't fly a plane.<br /><br /> <br />- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?<br />- Yes.<br /><br /> <br />How hard could it be?<br /><br /> <br />Wait, Barry!<br />We're headed into some lightning.<br /><br /> <br />This is Bob Bumble. We have some<br />late-breaking news from JFK Airport,<br /><br /> <br />where a suspenseful scene<br />is developing.<br /><br /> <br />Barry Benson,<br />fresh from his legal victory...<br /><br /> <br />That's Barry!<br /><br /> <br />...is attempting to land a plane,<br />loaded with people, flowers<br /><br /> <br />and an incapacitated flight crew.<br /><br /> <br />Flowers?!<br /><br /> <br />We have a storm in the area<br />and two individuals at the controls<br /><br /> <br />with absolutely no flight experience.<br /><br /> <br />Just a minute.<br />There's a bee on that plane.<br /><br /> <br />I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson<br />and his no-account compadres.<br /><br /> <br />They've done enough damage.<br /><br /> <br />But isn't he your only hope?<br /><br /> <br />Technically, a bee<br />shouldn't be able to fly at all.<br /><br /> <br />Their wings are too small...<br /><br /> <br />Haven't we heard this a million times?<br /><br /> <br />"The surface area of the wings<br />and body mass make no sense."<br /><br /> <br />- Get this on the air!<br />- Got it.<br /><br /> <br />- Stand by.<br />- We're going live.<br /><br /> <br />The way we work may be a mystery to you.<br /><br /> <br />Making honey takes a lot of bees<br />doing a lot of small jobs.<br /><br /> <br />But let me tell you about a small job.<br /><br /> <br />If you do it well,<br />it makes a big difference.<br /><br /> <br />More than we realized.<br />To us, to everyone.<br /><br /> <br />That's why I want to get bees<br />back to working together.<br /><br /> <br />That's the bee way!<br />We're not made of Jell-O.<br /><br /> <br />We get behind a fellow.<br /><br /> <br />- Black and yellow!<br />- Hello!<br /><br /> <br />Left, right, down, hover.<br /><br /> <br />- Hover?<br />- Forget hover.<br /><br /> <br />This isn't so hard.<br />Beep-beep! Beep-beep!<br /><br /> <br />Barry, what happened?!<br /><br /> <br />Wait, I think we were<br />on autopilot the whole time.<br /><br /> <br />- That may have been helping me.<br />- And now we're not!<br /><br /> <br />So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.<br /><br /> <br />All of you, let's get<br />behind this fellow! Move it out!<br /><br /> <br />Move out!<br /><br /> <br />Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,<br />you copy me with the wings of the plane!<br /><br /> <br />Don't have to yell.<br /><br /> <br />I'm not yelling!<br />We're in a lot of trouble.<br /><br /> <br />It's very hard to concentrate<br />with that panicky tone in your voice!<br /><br /> <br />It's not a tone. I'm panicking!<br /><br /> <br />I can't do this!<br /><br /> <br />Vanessa, pull yourself together.<br />You have to snap out of it!<br /><br /> <br />You snap out of it.<br /><br /> <br />You snap out of it.<br /><br /> <br />- You snap out of it!<br />- You snap out of it!<br /><br /> <br />- You snap out of it!<br />- You snap out of it!<br /><br /> <br />- You snap out of it!<br />- You snap out of it!<br /><br /> <br />- Hold it!<br />- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.<br /><br /> <br />How is the plane flying?<br /><br /> <br />I don't know.<br /><br /> <br />Hello?<br /><br /> <br />Benson, got any flowers<br />for a happy occasion in there?<br /><br /> <br />The Pollen Jocks!<br /><br /> <br />They do get behind a fellow.<br /><br /> <br />- Black and yellow.<br />- Hello.<br /><br /> <br />All right, let's drop this tin can<br />on the blacktop.<br /><br /> <br />Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?<br /><br /> <br />No, nothing. It's all cloudy.<br /><br /> <br />Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.<br /><br /> <br />- Thinking bee.<br />- Thinking bee.<br /><br /> <br />Thinking bee!<br />Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /><br /> <br />Wait a minute.<br />I think I'm feeling something.<br /><br /> <br />- What?<br />- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.<br /><br /> <br />Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.<br /><br /> <br />Bring the nose down.<br /><br /> <br />Thinking bee!<br />Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /><br /> <br />- What in the world is on the tarmac?<br />- Get some lights on that!<br /><br /> <br />Thinking bee!<br />Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /><br /> <br />- Vanessa, aim for the flower.<br />- OK.<br /><br /> <br />Out the engines. We're going in<br />on bee power. Ready, boys?<br /><br /> <br />Affirmative!<br /><br /> <br />Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.<br /><br /> <br />Land on that flower!<br /><br /> <br />Ready? Full reverse!<br /><br /> <br />Spin it around!<br /><br /> <br />- Not that flower! The other one!<br />- Which one?<br /><br /> <br />- That flower.<br />- I'm aiming at the flower!<br /><br /> <br />That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.<br />I mean the giant pulsating flower<br /><br /> <br />made of millions of bees!<br /><br /> <br />Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.<br /><br /> <br />Rotate around it.<br /><br /> <br />- This is insane, Barry!<br />- This's the only way I know how to fly.<br /><br /> <br />Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane<br />flying in an insect-like pattern?<br /><br /> <br />Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.<br />Smell it. Full reverse!<br /><br /> <br />Just drop it. Be a part of it.<br /><br /> <br />Aim for the center!<br /><br /> <br />Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!<br /><br /> <br />Oome on, already.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, we did it!<br />You taught me how to fly!<br /><br /> <br />- Yes. No high-five!<br />- Right.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, it worked!<br />Did you see the giant flower?<br /><br /> <br />What giant flower? Where? Of course<br />I saw the flower! That was genius!<br /><br /> <br />- Thank you.<br />- But we're not done yet.<br /><br /> <br />Listen, everyone!<br /><br /> <br />This runway is covered<br />with the last pollen<br /><br /> <br />from the last flowers<br />available anywhere on Earth.<br /><br /> <br />That means this is our last chance.<br /><br /> <br />We're the only ones who make honey,<br />pollinate flowers and dress like this.<br /><br /> <br />If we're gonna survive as a species,<br />this is our moment! What do you say?<br /><br /> <br />Are we going to be bees, orjust<br />Museum of Natural History keychains?<br /><br /> <br />We're bees!<br /><br /> <br />Keychain!<br /><br /> <br />Then follow me! Except Keychain.<br /><br /> <br />Hold on, Barry. Here.<br /><br /> <br />You've earned this.<br /><br /> <br />Yeah!<br /><br /> <br />I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect<br />fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.<br /><br /> <br />Oh, yeah.<br /><br /> <br />That's our Barry.<br /><br /> <br />Mom! The bees are back!<br /><br /> <br />If anybody needs<br />to make a call, now's the time.<br /><br /> <br />I got a feeling we'll be<br />working late tonight!<br /><br /> <br />Here's your change. Have a great<br />afternoon! Oan I help who's next?<br /><br /> <br />Would you like some honey with that?<br />It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.<br /><br /> <br />Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.<br />And I don't see a nickel!<br /><br /> <br />Sometimes I just feel<br />like a piece of meat!<br /><br /> <br />I had no idea.<br /><br /> <br />Barry, I'm sorry.<br />Have you got a moment?<br /><br /> <br />Would you excuse me?<br />My mosquito associate will help you.<br /><br /> <br />Sorry I'm late.<br /><br /> <br />He's a lawyer too?<br /><br /> <br />I was already a blood-sucking parasite.<br />All I needed was a briefcase.<br /><br /> <br />Have a great afternoon!<br /><br /> <br />Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,<br />and I can't get them anywhere.<br /><br /> <br />No problem, Vannie.<br />Just leave it to me.<br /><br /> <br />You're a lifesaver, Barry.<br />Oan I help who's next?<br /><br /> <br />All right, scramble, jocks!<br />It's time to fly.<br /><br /> <br />Thank you, Barry!<br /><br /> <br />That bee is living my life!<br /><br /> <br />Let it go, Kenny.<br /><br /> <br />- When will this nightmare end?!<br />- Let it all go.<br /><br /> <br />- Beautiful day to fly.<br />- Sure is.<br /><br /> <br />Between you and me,<br />I was dying to get out of that office.<br /><br /> <br />You have got<br />to start thinking bee, my friend.<br /><br /> <br />- Thinking bee!<br />- Me?<br /><br /> <br />Hold it. Let's just stop<br />for a second. Hold it.<br /><br /> <br />I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.<br />Oan we stop here?<br /><br /> <br />I'm not making a major life decision<br />during a production number!<br /><br /> <br />All right. Take ten, everybody.<br />Wrap it up, guys.<br /><br /> <br />I had virtually no rehearsal for that.<br /><br />Special thanks to SergeiK.<br /><br />

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• fang11803   9 years ago

  how could you

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• TheFreakingGoon   9 years ago

  He has built a wall.

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• IEatYourPancakes   9 years ago

  YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT

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• of_wroughts_and_wheat   9 years ago (edited: 9 years ago)

  Wow, Nyan, way to get our attention. I'm not sure where you found that though, but sometimes I do feel like a piece of meat

  Editing your comment: Wow, Nyan, way to get our attention. I'm not sure where you found that though, but sometimes I do feel like a piece of meat

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• Th0n3s   9 years ago

  HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

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• LittleA2001   9 years ago

  i don't get it...

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• gmhs   9 years ago

  Wow

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• RavenEggs   9 years ago

  LittleA2001 -- it's the entire Bee Movie script. It's a relatively well known meme so I was waiting till someone would post it in the comments, haha

  Editing your comment: LittleA2001 -- it's the entire Bee Movie script. It's a relatively well known meme so I was waiting till someone would post it in the comments, haha

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• LittleA2001   9 years ago

  ah... i get it now..

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• TheFreakingGoon   9 years ago

  Its a meme?? I was playing tf2 once, and this guy had this set as a bind.

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• fang11803   9 years ago

  What kind of monster has the entire bee movie script set as a bind. XD

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