The King decides to rule the world with his wife which is a sausage

King Brian declares his love to a bloodsausage

King Brian asks a sausage to marry him

A young aristocrat begs a hot sasusage to be his aprtner for life however hsi advances are turned down by the well cooked piece of meat.

Man saying 'love me', poop saying 'no'

But the toilet refused to love him...

The greatest question in life

to be or not to be...

Hamlet