Why you shouldn't jack off in the dark...
A person in the dark is about to step in some rum barefoot.
a part of earth taken away from a view from space
A terra-class planet cracking open in an epic display of destruction.
a round jerk in the middle of the ocean
an orange falls in the ocean and wonders where he is
Agent Woman has earpieces inserted into both ears, someone asks what they are, the earpieces tell her to say she has an ear infection.
A naked blonde woman talking on a headset
a balding blonde man asking his friend what he did
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!