I turn around for one second, and things have gone terrible. AGAIN!

shit literally hitting the fan

Crap just impacted the ventilator.

fan spewing poo in a lady devel

Shitageddon in Hell

Turd and toilet paper, once mortal enemies, must now join forces as they attempt to escape the lake of fire.

Despite their previous differences, the sentient shit and talkative toilet tissue were able to cooperate in their time of great need.