Bioware let me choose which color I wanted for my ending? Heck yeah!!

Creepy doll dares you to press its buttons

Woman with poor fashion taste wants you to press her if you dare.

press nerd brunette girl

Some fag with brown long hair and blue eyes with glasses

Pointin'

Man with masturbation problems is pointing at something while having dirty thoughts.

Bearded man insults a fine sunglasses-wearing upstanding citizen by calling him an unclean matter.

pretentious neckbeard gets mad at cool kid because he's "unclean matter"