I must be in Kansas.

Dorothy lived on the plains of the great Kansas prairies...

UH a blue potato runs away from a gray cat sprinting at it in a field

self-confessional blue potato harassed by small kitten

portal philosophy

Thinking weirdly with portals.

Are you thinking with portals? No? Well, portals are thinking about you.

Some people think with portals. Others think with fruit.

a man hungers for bananas