Homestuck (the webcomic) pretty pretty please? And if not, don't be a jerk about it.
TL;DR H00mstukk
The purple blob with orange horns loves him some Homestuck. So much that it's kinda creepy.
Purple minotaur
Purple demon minotaur named Bob glares at you impotently
friendly axe murderer who is also a furry
bipedal dog pretending to be nice and give a lollipop, but is actually holding a bloodied axe on his other hand
a dog with a lolipop and an axe
a lollipop is about to kill a cute little puppy :)
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!