The zombie apocalypse during Christmas
Santa Claus and his elves don't exist. Period
Five year old boy with very tiny eyes wants to fuck usay.
A sock puppet examines the bare facts.
jail bird eats a worm.
a incarcerated bird gets its one worm a day. the worm is not happy about it.
The early bird gets the worm, but the jailbird gets conjugal visits.
grass covers the ground, AND the sky. but whats in between these is the giant letters spelling out "What?"
Flaming what in a feild
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!